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Discussion in 'General' started by jayhr, 7 Jul 2004.

  1. kiljoi

    kiljoi I *am* a computer king.

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    What happened when the blonde tried to blow her boyfriend while they were driving?





    He wrecked his motorcycle.
     
  2. Herbicide

    Herbicide Lurktacular

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    Whaddya call an Aardvark thats been beaten up?
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    A vark!
     
  3. Brandon_Bep

    Brandon_Bep What's a Dremel?

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    Whats Little and Red and Shaped Like A Bucket?

    A LITTLE RED BUCKET!
     
  4. slater

    slater Mummy Says Im Special

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    yawn :rolleyes:
     
  5. kiljoi

    kiljoi I *am* a computer king.

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    Why did the baby cross the road?















    Because he was nailed to the chicken!
     
  6. TheAnimus

    TheAnimus Banned

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    what type of file turns a whole this size ° to a whole this O size?













    a pedofile.
     
  7. kiljoi

    kiljoi I *am* a computer king.

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    Ew. But good. :hehe:
     
  8. Pygo

    Pygo Rick Relixed

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    yes it was.. and I think he knows me all too well :hehe:
     
  9. Smilodon

    Smilodon The Antagonist

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    you are sick! :eyebrow:
     
  10. kiljoi

    kiljoi I *am* a computer king.

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    Cause I like a good, insensitive, offending joke about the scum of society? If so, then yeah, I am sick.

    Funny incident: My dad (not the Dad) works in a prison that houses lots of sex offenders. He was telling me he was talking to one of the guys through the glass, and asked him: "Do you know the difference between a girl and a women?" The guy's like "No, what?" thinking it's a joke. My dad looks at him and says "That's why you're in here you sick son of a bitch!"
     
  11. Pygo

    Pygo Rick Relixed

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    That was a nice one...

    here is another...
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  12. MaxWiz

    MaxWiz What's a Dremel?

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    Whats brown and sticky?




















































    A stick!
     
  13. Jedi

    Jedi What's a Dremel?

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    what's brown and smelly and sounds like a bell??

























































    duuuuuuuunnnnnggggggggggg!!! :sigh:
     
  14. kiljoi

    kiljoi I *am* a computer king.

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    Hehehe...

    What do you call birds that hang out by hospitals?





    EmergenSEA GULLS!!!!
     
  15. jezmck

    jezmck Minimodder

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    did you hear about the magic tractor?

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    it drove down the road and turned into a field!


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    Saddam faces the death penalty.

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    Let's just hope Beckham doesn't take it!
     
  16. I'm_Not_A_Monster

    I'm_Not_A_Monster Hey, eat this...

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    it's kinda adult, i understand if a mod edits it

    Q: whats 12" long, black, and'll make a woman scream all night long?

    A: Sudden Infant Death Syndrome
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    good, no?
     
  17. Ligoman17

    Ligoman17 What's a Dremel?

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    One blonde yells to another blonde across a river: "Hey, how did you get to the other side?" To which the other blonde replies, "You already are on the other side."

    Did you hear about the fire in the circus? It was in tents (intense) :blah:
     
  18. Sc0rian

    Sc0rian Here comes the farmer

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    A chicken crossed the road :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
     
  19. k3nn

    k3nn What's a Dremel?

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    thats the best so far :eyebrow:
     
  20. TheAnimus

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    Little electronics joke.
    Whats the differnce between an OR and an Exclusive OR.







    About £100 a night.
    (OR, WHORE... get it, well in an electronics lecture thats funny!)
     

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