What happened when the blonde tried to blow her boyfriend while they were driving? He wrecked his motorcycle.
Cause I like a good, insensitive, offending joke about the scum of society? If so, then yeah, I am sick. Funny incident: My dad (not the Dad) works in a prison that houses lots of sex offenders. He was telling me he was talking to one of the guys through the glass, and asked him: "Do you know the difference between a girl and a women?" The guy's like "No, what?" thinking it's a joke. My dad looks at him and says "That's why you're in here you sick son of a bitch!"
did you hear about the magic tractor? . . . . . it drove down the road and turned into a field! ---- Saddam faces the death penalty. . . . . . Let's just hope Beckham doesn't take it!
it's kinda adult, i understand if a mod edits it Q: whats 12" long, black, and'll make a woman scream all night long? A: Sudden Infant Death Syndrome ---------------------------------------------------- good, no?
One blonde yells to another blonde across a river: "Hey, how did you get to the other side?" To which the other blonde replies, "You already are on the other side." Did you hear about the fire in the circus? It was in tents (intense)
Little electronics joke. Whats the differnce between an OR and an Exclusive OR. About £100 a night. (OR, WHORE... get it, well in an electronics lecture thats funny!)