Heres mine: when your sitting with your family watching a film, expecting it to be a thriller or at least a drama, then some gorgeous girl strips to the waist. You can fill in the blanks yourself from here on...
i, valedictorian, goes up to podium to say speech, completely freeze forgetting everything, nervous seconds pass, me pulls out speech from pocket, audience goes wild
Luckily, thats my most embarassing as well. We were watching Europen Vacation (Chevy Chase) and a bunch of girls are dancing with their shirts off
funny or embarassing you decide. me and my brother at top-o-mountain having a snowball fight.he's got his ski's on and i've got my snowboard attached to me by only my strap.i'm running about throwing snow at him with the board flaling wildly about.then the strap snaps and the board hurtles down the down the red run next to us.since the board won't stop its self i run and dive straight after it(you know like in the movies .run run run run jump dive.action hero stylee).there i am head first down this red run without steering ,without the ability to stop.after about 60 seconds i catch up with the board and grab hold of it.me and the board hurtle toward some trees,we go through the trees and emerge on the other side,where i finally stop.where my mum and dad are stood. "alright dad" "alright" my brother was stood at the top of the run and he's pissing himself.now everywhere we go he has to recite the story of my 'belly-boarding'
Getting caught in the city Park by the park attendants...with my pants down... "err, ive cut my leg on a twig.... shes 'looking at the er..cut' !", got thrown out, and threatened with police action if I ever went into the park again " - M@
it's even worse with my parents since i come from a greek home, they decide to make their lecturing comments and say to me "hey you, what are you watching?" even though they have the remote
Hehe, the same thing happened to me. Luckily it wasn't a steep slope. The bad thing was that the board was heading towards the edge of a very steep cliff. Luckily my Action hero style dive did the trick and didn't go sliding off the cliff with my board. It's a funny feeling you get when you see your board accelerating towards a sleep cliff, you don't hesitate to go diving after it.
i was skiing in Finland with my class (i was on exchange) and was beginning to get the hang of it. Because you ski along a path you always have your ski's in the rut made by other people and you ski in a long line. It was all well and good untill we came to a slight hill, i tried to follow the person in front, but half way up the hill i got stuck, faild to stay upright and slid down the hill, wiping out about 6 people in the process and creating a large que who all stood about and watched any lame excuse i could have made would have been totally useless as i do not speak finnish
Or getting caught with her father. My most embarrassing moment was being unsure of a good opening line to deliver at a company presentation (to 200 people), so decided to take the mickey out of the presenting skills of the person who'd just been on (which happened to be a very nervous young woman who really didn't want to do it). The resounding sounds of 'oooo', sucking teeth and shaking heads meant I didn't live that down for several months.
Vacuum cleaners are a wonderful invention you know, you dont need to lick the carpet clean, unless you're a half breed with a cat?