You know you're a Geek when...

and can't spell!

 

not seen 'Monty Pithon'??

'doc

 

when you take the geek test and shows it to all your friends...

 

when you dream in code

 

when u think that computer can be sexy !

 

My computer is sexy.

 

proud g33k ! !!! no offense !!

 

Why would he take offence!?

I do most of the things mentioned in this thread...including patting the computer when it's not working.

 

...when you complain on the grapics and FPS in your dreams.

 

when you give your tools a name!

My Dremels name is Marvin!

 

"Monty Python"

When you've used a processor as a comb.

When you find yourself fixing someone elses computer because it bothers you they have popups, not because they want you to.

When disgarded computers on the side of the road speak to you.

 

you know your an geek
-when you correct yourself
-when you talk to fast about technology
- go up to girls and say whanna see my motherboard (Thats me)
-when you use dos for a text editor
-when you can't find your bed in your room through copmuter stuff.
-when you a have a security cam in your room
-when you know how a computer works
-when you have shirts saying "HACKER" or "NERD"
-when you were glasses
-when your computer is in your backpack, room, and car.

 

...When you have a class at school where you fix computers all hour.

 

guilty.

 

your watch has a memory readout

 

When you buy a new phone just because it can connect to a WLAN and surf the proper internet and not wap .

Death

 

YEh yeh I cant spell. And i rather dont care,

And here is my geekness
When you lay sleepless nites pondering and building your next pc mod in your head.

 

short·sight·ed adj.

1. Nearsighted; myopic.

I wear glasses because I need them to see not because I'm interested in computers.

 

When you spend so much time working on homework that you dream about doing a problem you couldn't get and wake up with the answer

 

when you see tearing in real life because your brain doesn't have vsync
when you don't watch tv because the aliasing is so bad
when you've spent $800 on graphics cards
when you've modded your mouse to use an infrared LED so the red light doesn't keep you awake at night
when you get a fishtank because no people interact with you
when you've used dual monitors to watch a movie while playing far cry on the same computer
when you're watching a violent movie and you mutter "headshot" when one occurs
when you experiement with physics engines because the physics of your computer chair doesn't change much from day to day
when you keep a notebook at school with you to write down those modding ideas
when you stay up past 2am writing down modding ideas
when you have two or more wireless remotes for your computer


I win.