Teacher experiences most embarrassing moment of her lifetime..

Just heard that in the Netherlands some schoolkids set their female teacher's hair on fire. That's a bit less funny...

 

Electronics lecture at uni and the teacher (mad jack) was explaining somthing about saturation curves and some how to which im still confused about, we got onto how you screw in light bulbs and other such things (taps etc.).
At this point he decided to tell us about his home and how his wife cant screw anything and tends to like to screw things in backwards.
300 uni students all looking at each other and then bursting out laughing is a classic once in a life time moment. Needless to say that lecture was basically a write off and to his credit he went along with it but he turned red

 

I also have an embarrassing moment back when i was in high school.
She was a geography teacher, that's way back when mini skirts were in anyways she was a nice one blonde 5'2" 110 pounds, legs of steel and a pair to dream of. Girl really well shaped, sort of the beach TV show not too long ago but a bit smaller lol.
She gives out her geo stuff and all the guys in the class are as always eyes poping out, as she write on the blackboard as high as she can, so we the guys in the back can see but all we're intrested in is the color of her panties showing under the mini. Then she turns around still talking about geography,and our eyes lifting up to those beautiful mountains (she has drawn on the board lol). i still wonder if any of the other guys like me, heard anything of what she was saying.And of course being all male all of us things were happening as we never took away our sight off of her, and all of a sudden she pointed at me and said, Chris, why dont you come in front of the class and explain how the tectonic plates moves < that was me back then lol, i had to tell her that i didn't follow, i had my mind on something else, anything to get out of this to stay in my seat, anything, but no she was determined to get me in front of the class, and as i was fighting for my life i saw the corner of her lips starting to curl, the bitch knew lol , i finally went, my two hands in my pockets, that was very embarassing

 

lol what a sadistic teacher

 

well if I must I must.

Back in HS I was taking one of my mandatory health clases and the teacher was covering the subject of what sperm was made out of etc. Well after the lecture this girl raised her hand and said "isnt sperm basicaly protein?" the teacher looked at her and the class and said to her " I should hope you find a diferent source of protein than sperm" Well lets just say the girl got up and disapered for a week or so.
I thought that was quite funny but the class only chucked so when in rome....

 

LMAO!!! that sucks..

Reminds me of 7th grade, where I had a teacher about 23 years old, and was miss california, and got 2nd in Miss USA... good times...

 

we made out biology teacher cry
out of the 32 in the class... Not one of us did half a sheet of a4 work, and none of us handed in the homework

brilliant

 

Worst i've had so far is a burly science teacher who used to slap meter sticks on the desks, accompanied with an STFU. He does that one day next to this kid who's sleeping. The meter stick shatters... he's like aw ****. So he takes the pieces, breaks them up some more, stuffs them into his bag and says "yous all saw nothing". We come in the next day, and he's got a new instrument for waking people up... a 2 by 4 named the board of education

 

My roomate slipped some acid into his english teachers coffee one day.
After repeatedly trying to write on the board she ended up huddled in her chair behind her desk and started crying.

My best friend and I spent over an hour showing our english teacher the flaws in they way she taught and how she interpreted passages in books. All in all she took it rather well and my friend and I managed to pull off high 90s. This teacher also hated men and none of the other guys in the class ever got more than 60% on anything no mater how well it was done. We made sure to point that out as well. Pretty much proved that she wasn't dealing with some push overs, but with people who actually knew thier self worth.

 

I'm guessing that was the drug acid, in any case that wasn't very brilliant, poeples can have any kind of sickness that could've at worst kill her, but the story ended up nice i hope

 

Lol... maybe i'll do that to my ap euro teacher.... she's a socialist feminist female dog...

 

You should be real goddamned proud.

 

That's really clever and mature, isn't it?

 

man that happened at my old high school. one of my english teachers had been slipped some acid in her coffee......from then on she always guarded it carefully.

 

A teacher at one of the schools i was doing an asperations day visit to was been arrested, apparently "one of the children" put some weed in his rolling bakky

 

What's aspirations day?

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Approximately 80 Lewiston High School ninth-graders visit Bates College Thursday, Nov. 13, for "Aspirations Day," a daylong event (from 8:15 a.m. to 1:45 p.m.) organized by the college's Center for Service-Learning and its education department. The program offers high school freshmen a chance to see themselves on a college campus, learn about college admissions and participate in a college-like classroom setting. Bates presenters will dispel myths about who goes to college and why, and will work with the LHS students to develop aspirations to higher education.


AKA Open Day

 

Never had a teacher embarrass themselves but my 10th grade english class did make the teacher have a mental breakdown and spend a 2 months in a psychiatric hospital

 

We had a brilliant sex-ed lesson: our bio teacher declared that we had to know how to put on a condom, and produced a whole box of them, and said to put them on, and we had to share one condom between two people! When everyone went WTF? he said it we should "put them on our hands" instead, or he then added "I borrowed this off <another male biology teacher>" and produced this tiny 4-inch ***** from the top drawer of his desk! At which point we were like or

Dunno what we leant that lesson...
ch424

 

close but no cigar,

we goto them, bring toys get all the kiddies wanting to go into higher ed.

designed for schools were they might have 300year 10s, about 30 of which actually have what it takes to goto uni, but have bad perants/brought down by those around them. Most of the kids want to escape the thing is the perants often feal threatened by this, and aren't supportive, its our job to let the kids know what funding they can get, and why its worthwhile going to uni.