how about you... hmm loose your wrinkles, old man! how about stinker hunt... im talking about 20+ items hidden around the school made to stink the place out... and i mean stink well you could buy some fishes... get some horsey poo... just leave loads of rabbit poop around the school like in corridors... doggy poo some real stink bombs... some gone off milk heated and poured... the aim of the game is for the schoolupil, teachers, cleaners, everyone else too find the poooo and gone off stuff to stop their school from stinking i think it's a good idea... also you should get some do not cross tape and block off a few corridors, explaining they stink or something... well just an idea im leaving school too but god knows what to dooo... also ever thought about covering teachers cars in crap?
We had a bomb scare at school once. The whole school was out on the field for a couple of hours while the police and army bomb disposable units checked the buildings. I guess you would get more than detention for that though....
presuming that there is somewhere in the school that has a tiled ceiling, you can lift one of the tiles next to the wall, then throw loads of raw tripe and fish in there, with some eggs as well for good measure, make sure its next to a radiator, preferably in a room with big windows that will get nice and toasty over the summer. the only way to get it out of the wall is to rip apart the wall
When I was in first year, the sixth years "liberated" a chicken the night before and set it walking down corridors in the middle of class, so we were sitting quietly in english and then suddenly heard this chicken noise. The last two sixth year leaving pranks have just been weak compared with that. There's also the good old flour the young 'uns (yes, I did get it once). _C
my faourite was logging onto network computers from the server (yes they gave a 17yo access to there main server on his final year of skool ) pretty funny watching a computer class where the students are meant to teach the teachers how to use them. having 10 15yo trying to figure out why the mouse is going left instead of right or typing "i know who you are!!!" is always good for a luagh.
One year people filled up the pool with gold fish. I heard about it from my sis. Pulling the fire alarm isn't funny. They are there for a reason. At my friend's school they actually got the fingerprints off the alarm and expelled the person that did it. The idiot that did it had done a lot of stuff like that before.
i'm having the same problem a buddy of mine is planning to hack the computers that control the moarning anouncemants and play the hardest hard core porn he can find(crap sex) a good source for insperation i found is the prank institute along with this looking forward to an update
fire alarms are never really good to do... ok it gets you out of lessons for 10 mins but even then not every one turned up when it happened and cleared off after a while the school said they would ban/fine who ever sets off the fire alarms... stupid really..there are some good things to do... depends on who's doing it and what the schools like..
If you have your computer labs set up in small clusters, so there are like 5 pcs arranged in a star, swap the mouse and keyboards for each machine to another.
i dont there is much you can do to computers... with the software side anyways.. with the computers at my old school and college anyways... couldnt change the background as the type of setup removed it.. ned sends where good but could be traced back pretty easily... but you could easily put stuff onto the particular computers as i started putting doom and lemmings onto the computers when i could like shroom said you can switch the hardware around..
pour milk into the ac vents of the teachers cars (just in front of the windscreen) the sun will dry them in theres no way to get rid of the smell unless they change the pipes muwhahaha
It wasn't college, but high school when I did this prank on the PC's in the lab: Install a batch file into the STARTUP menu in the start menu that shuts the PC down. As soon as it gets into windows it shuts back off. Easy enough to fix that no one will get too upset, and no hacking. http://www.robvanderwoude.com/index.html
Couple of ones that were done at my school :- write stuff in weed killer on your footie / rugby pitch. move a teacher's classroom contents outside onto a playground or something (all the chairs, tables, plants, posters etc were taken out of a maths teachers room n put outside the dinning room, that was pretty funny) edit: both were done the night before the last day of school
One year, some people set up a living room in entrance area of our school. I mean the whole bit (TV, Couch, Chairs, Rugs, etc.) and another year some other people set up a whole bunch of moon hops (you know, the inflatable castles that you can jump in).
I have a great one, however, it would cost a little bit of money possibly. You get two pigs and number them 1 and 3 and let them loose so they keep on looking for pig 2 after they find the other ones.
Just remember, Cows will go up stairs...but they don't usually come down them, and the 1 and 3 pig thing, grease them up so it will be harder to catch them