The idiom "what am I, chopped liver?" is "a semi-serious expression of frustration, anger, or indignation at having been overlooked...
That's... that's not how you use that expression.
I doubt the scales are accurate enough for the weight of the strap to matter. Guess I'll find...
What am I, chopped liver?!
What am I, chopped liver?
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