Other 10,000 Haikus

I had this issue last night. Bit Tech wouldn't refresh after 12pm. Looked at the time and realised why.

 

*Now the Bit Tech Mysteries Thread*

Well, at least we've solved that mystery, along with the 20000 users a few weeks ago.

Actually, that's another point, we have a hell of a lot more visiting guests than we used to, it's always over 1000 now.

 

Still 8000 more guests/members to go then...

 

Come to think of it, the influx of guests started after the whole keyboard world raged at me. Fun times.

 

Well, there's still the mystery of MVGusta.

I worked out a way of (roughly) working out where he lived, and see if anyone was, er, murdered, but, y'know, it's kind of an invasion of privacy.

 

Now I fully understand why you grew facial hair...

 

I laughed far too much

 

There was the puzzle
Of Nexxo hating haikus
And closing 'the thread'

 

Eh. I mean, erm, how do I get out of this one? I could say how to do it, if you, er, really want me too...

Edit: wasn't there a temporary haiku thread? I recall giving a lot to it.

 

HAIKU THRREEEEEEAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

 

So I'm sitting here,
hearing the Hootenany,
the Bit-tech stalker.

 

I think you all should
Get the bubbly out, and then
Dance to the new year

 

http://www.everypoet.com/haiku/default.htm Random Haiku is epic Haiku:

arthritic answer
exhilarates, dire baby
rages grotesquely, plums

EDIT: I've repped every post on this page for epic lols.

 

I attempted to give rep to everyone on this page. The forum software stopped me though, claiming I had to spread rep before giving it to the same users...

EDIT: Just thought of quite a serious mystery. Why haven't the mods set everyone's avatars to Relix this year? It is a plague or something?

 

lp, the trick is to do it like: Blazza, Fuus, Kid, then back to Blazza! #repwhoreknowledge

 

Also, I think the fact that it's just turned midnight bypasses the "too much rep per day" issue.

 

Wait, doesn't the forum backup begin any time now? Which is what this thread was originally about?

 

and there it was! BRING ON THE REP

 

MOAR HAIKUS (from dat website):

diamondcutter flows
girl moaning apprentices loom
legless insults spray