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100 Ways to Avoid Dying

Discussion in 'General' started by finboz, 6 Apr 2006.

  1. finboz

    finboz What's a Dremel?

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    ok choose your favourites

    http://www.textfiles.com/survival/100dying.asc

    43. Don't sing in bed.
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    75. Try not to imagine it's Saturday when it's not.
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    89. When your name is called, don't answer the first time - it may be the Devil calling you.
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    99. If you are on a train when a woman boards, dressed in black, get off.
     
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  2. furqan

    furqan What's a Dremel?

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    85. Don't ever hang your hoe on a tree branch.

    hidden meanings... ;)
     
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  3. Fly

    Fly inter arma silent leges

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    101. Don't read and believe text files written by people on drugs.
     
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  4. Icecoldbagey

    Icecoldbagey Mountain Dew!!!

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    Never, never turn a loaf of bread upside down.

    Ice
     
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  5. gbeeby

    gbeeby What's a Dremel?

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    81. Never sell a dog.
     
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  6. Krikkit

    Krikkit All glory to the hypnotoad! Super Moderator

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    ...based on supersticious ****.
     
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  7. woof82

    woof82 What's a Dremel?

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    44. If you hear a dog howl at night, reach under the bed and turn
    over a shoe
     
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  8. Nexxo

    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

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    102. Don't spam the Bit-Tech forums?
     
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  9. finboz

    finboz What's a Dremel?

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    101. the room nexxo lives in. :naughty:

    oops sorry nexxo i will try not to post in future but thought it was mildly amusing:wallbash:
     
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  10. Lovah

    Lovah Apple and Canon fanboy

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    103. Never leave the house and spend your time writing crap on the internet.
     
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  11. Nexxo

    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

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    No worries, it was a tongue-in-cheek comment more than anything... I should have added a smilie. :)

    But anyway, what have you been doing in my room?!? :grr: :p
     
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  12. BigPaPPaPumP

    BigPaPPaPumP What's a Dremel?

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    83. If you transplant a cedar tree, you will die by the time it is big enough to shade a grave.

    Just Random.
     
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  13. bloodcar

    bloodcar Minimodder

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    Have you been letting lizards count your teeth?
     
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  14. Andromeda

    Andromeda What's a Dremel?

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    lol.. nice
     
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