When i was around 17, I had drunk a full bottle of famous grouse whiskey around %40, Anyway we use to hang around on this like 40foot hill in our main park, which avoids police, Oncomers exc, About 5 minutes after being totally smashed, I fell down the worst side and broke my fall on a giant rock at the bottom with my forehead, Leaving a massive scar for a good while, and blood everywhere, Due to the whiskey i stayed out drinking and didn't feel a thing, despite everyone's worries, Kept passing out for a good while... When i got home i went to sleep, woke up in the morning feeling fine.
The idea was that the name would have to be censored on Facebook, but can't be because it's a legitimate word in dutch...