Alone in the Dark - Worst Movie Ever Made?

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  1. DivineSin

    DivineSin What's a Dremel?

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    I have to say this is one of the worst movies i have seen in my entire life. I saw it last night with a few friends..i couldnt stand the acting (if there was any), the actors hardly showed any emotion and theres a love scene that would make someone laugh. The entire movie looks like it has that cheap 'alwase shot with bad lighting' effect..even when there in pitch darkness, there alwase seems to be a light. The director, which has given you fine movies as House of the Dead (laugh) and soon to be Bloodrayne looks like he spent ALL of his money on the few scenes with the monsters in them..(i think theres..four..and they truely do look great). The plot of course strays so far from the game..all it does is include a the characters names. I'm sure even if you watched this movie six times (you'de be dead by then) you couldnt even find one..it has something to do with a government agency 737 and a 'secret' experiment to control 20 orphans, and they kind of throw a threat of monsters in the mix.

    Bottom Line - Horrible acting, no plot, great CG, and some of the worst zombie makeup i've ever seen makes the worst movie you could EVER see...So..fu^^ing boring!. DONT SEE IT, I WARN YOU.
     
  2. Lord_A

    Lord_A Boom baby!

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    Yeah I watched the trailor for this the other day and it did not look good at all tbh.
    And what's up with the monsters, they look like the Alien to me but that may be because of the small trailor size off their website.
     
  3. atanum141

    atanum141 I fapped to your post!

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    do u get to see tara reid's new and enhanced boobies??? :clap:
     
  4. K

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    Shame. The game was incredible.
     
  5. ajack

    ajack rox

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    You clearly haven't seen Disco Pigs then ;)
     
  6. Piratetaco

    Piratetaco is always right

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    freddy got fingered is worse. its a steaming pile of horse crap with extra stink lines.

    films cannot get worse than that not even Omega Doom
     
  7. DivineSin

    DivineSin What's a Dremel?

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    NOPE, she leaves her bra on actually...

    AND freddy got fingered is not worse >_>
     

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