Am I a sandwich short of a picinic?

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  1. herbs

    herbs Nobody but us chickens

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    Sometimes strange and some truely sick things come into my mind but the other day I asked myself this question
    If you were to attack a blind person would the guide dog attack you?

    Do you sometimes think why did I think off that. If so what pops into your mind? (don't forget this is a family board)
     
  2. M_D_K

    M_D_K Minimodder

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    your not mad your normal like me and weird things pop into my head as well but as you said
    I will keep quiet for now
     
  3. herbs

    herbs Nobody but us chickens

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    You should have seen the other things I were going to post but I wanted to keep it clean and the thread open.
     
  4. DeX

    DeX Mube Codder

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    Lol. in that case each of us is just going to post saying they can't say what they want to say. I've thought of much stranger things, but I can't think of any right now.
     
  5. eaterofpies

    eaterofpies What's a Dremel?

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    yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees your normal and "the wonder stuff" is a well known band:eyebrow:

    yep i have random thoughts too that i cant post here :worried: but one i can post is i started wondering what the best way to destroy the mini railway along the seafront would be. a) put wet cement around the tracks. b) make some explosives to destroy large chunks. c) go and un bolt the tracks and run off shouting "im ****** nicking it"

    its the drunk conversations too. while watching back to the future especially /me shudders
     
  6. M_D_K

    M_D_K Minimodder

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    Very funny steve and the wonders arn't well knwn in my book. Have to agree with B i often like to dable in explosive thats something that ocupys my mind alot Explosives hmmmm what nex :D mmmmmmmmmmmmmm booom
     
  7. eaterofpies

    eaterofpies What's a Dremel?

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    :sigh: point being the wonder stuff arent that well known and you are most deffinitely not normal

    oh and i would hardl ever do any of the random things i think about . . . thank god


    oh and to be honest it would REALLY suck to be normal
     
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    I was playing with my recorded ringtones on my phone the other day and a thought poped into my head:

    Hey why don't we record the beeping noise at the zebra crossing that tells blind people its safe to cross and play it back when a bus is coming.


    Hehehe, and i wonder why people call me sick




    PS WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO 1000posts
     
  9. DeX

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    Lol that's a good'un. :D
     
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    All I have to say is that my wife has to stop me from pushing slow old people out into traffic :naughty: :D
     
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    I allways wanted to covermyself in contact explosive and throw myself at an express train, ooooh the veiw fromt he first cab:D
     
  12. M_D_K

    M_D_K Minimodder

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    :D that would be one to watch :D
     
  13. Bogomip

    Bogomip ... Yo Momma

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    i tihnk everyoen thinks nuts thing, and that blind dog and guide thing is real, WHAT WOULD HAPPEN?

    could you bribe the dog with a treat ?
     
  14. M_D_K

    M_D_K Minimodder

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    if i was to rob the blind id take some treats with me or a bone and i think the guide do g would attack and it hurts not that i've tried or nything :D

    /rubs bite mark on arm
     
  15. penski

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    If I were in a frame of mind where I'd mug a blind person I'd have no qualms about killing the dog first.

    I quite often have projections of a kind...I see myself walking up to a toddler and kicking it in the head or beating somebody unconscious then I kinda snap back into reality.

    I also stand and look at cars and want them to hit me.

    *n
     
  16. eaterofpies

    eaterofpies What's a Dremel?

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    ever stood at a point and thought if i go this way a whole bunch of stuffs gonna happen but if i go the other way it could completely change the course of history sort of thing

    sort of like a butterfly beating its wings causing a tornadoe thousands of miles away
     
  17. acrimonious

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    Yeah the chaos theory, kinda scary when you frame it in terms of the many worlds interpritation of the universe (well multiverse), especially if you consider an exhaustively random infinity. <shudders>:geek:
     
  18. M_D_K

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    Death -
    This is something that circles around in my mind, Like a couple weeks ago was thinking on the different ways of killing your self successfully. You get the idiots that don't want to die hence they do things that wouldn't kill them, then you got the ppl that want to die hence they jump off bridges infront of trucks whcih is a good way to die but not nice for the driver. I was thinking good ways of killing yourself without much troumer to ppl around you apart from the inital your dead you don't want them scrapping you off the road adding more troumer to there already sad lose.

    So here goes, Zip tys i found these really long ones and they are really thick i reckon you could pull them hard enough to do it and they are too thick to cut believe me they are gits to cut with plyres. Ahhh well it gets a bit extreme here on out well thats what i think of some times
     
  19. Sc0rian

    Sc0rian Here comes the farmer

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    :eyebrow: you need to ask yourself y u r even thinking of it...

    Ok, I do admit strange things pop into my head aswell...:)
     
  20. penski

    penski BodMod

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    The original page is down BUT...http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...s+to+commit+suicide+ogrish&btnG=Google+Search

    Click the 'cached' of the first link.

    Disclaimer: It's 50 ways to kill yourself, DON'T CLICK THE LINK!

    *n
     

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