Anyone have a 3 page document on how computer work?

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  1. couzo

    couzo What's a Dremel?

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    I am looking for a 3 page document that explanins how computer work and was wondering if you guys had any ideas??
    I need to be quite basic but at least 3 pages long.

    Thanks in advance
     
  2. yodasarmpit

    yodasarmpit Modder

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    someone got a report to hand in , ehhhh
     
  3. whypick1

    whypick1 The über-Pick

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    Yeah, I got one right here
     
  4. yodasarmpit

    yodasarmpit Modder

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    LOL
     
  6. couzo

    couzo What's a Dremel?

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    Yes but it is not for school I am to old for that!! Its for my NVQ and I can't be arsed to do it!!
     
  7. yodasarmpit

    yodasarmpit Modder

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    Well thats what the webs for aint it.

    Just dont copy one word for word , cos im sure one of the lecturers will have read it
     
  8. Meblin

    Meblin Supposed IR God!

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    We Assessors have ways to catch you out :hehe: :naughty: :nono:

    Meblin
    NVQ Assessor
     
  9. Lazy

    Lazy Meow?

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  10. Jaz

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    your works via hamsters, of course you never see them because theyre invisible but there are hamsters in your PC that make it work, ppl tried to fool them with windows but hah they fooled you, hamsters ownz us, Tony Blair is run via a hamster
     
  11. IsaacSibson

    IsaacSibson Banned

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    Do NOT print out directly from the web. A lot of people do this, and a lot of people get caught.

    If you can't be bothered to do the work, then why are you doing the course? You only get anything out of it if you put something into it. You're not working for the piece of paper with your grade on it. You're SUPPOSED to be working to learn something. If you don't, you're just wasting your time. No one else's...just yours...
     
  12. whypick1

    whypick1 The über-Pick

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    Whoa, I think Isaac left <lecture> on. Make sure to close that next time you post.

    Anywho, he is right. Also, you're wasting our time lecturing/making fun of you.
     
  13. stewe151

    stewe151 Stress Personified

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    One word: Magic :lol:


    P.S. what is NVQ?
     
  14. Jaz

    Jaz Banned

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    National Vocationla Qualification. Like an A-level but more hands on.

    i err copied off the web for something that i don't really wanna say incase any of you are like markers or FBI ppl or something and i subsequently passed with flying colours (for me). oh how i love the web
     
  15. IsaacSibson

    IsaacSibson Banned

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    Ultimately your grades are meaningless. What is important is what you know.

    Of course, a given grade will make getting into university or a job easier. But you'll be out of there again pretty quickly when it becomes apparent that the grade isn't a true reflection of what you actually know. Like I said, if you're intent on cheating your way through a course, you are wasting your time.
     
  16. bradford010

    bradford010 Bradon Frohman

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    You know, Isaac's right, he just got here before me. He also put it a lot more politely than I was tempted to.

    Why should someone who's prepared to put the work in get the same rewards as someone who's not?
     
  17. Slink

    Slink B7

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    Someone told me to just hit the keys and watch the screen,

    its worked for me for 4 / 5 year
     
  18. K

    K 528491

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    As my boss constantly reminds me, No Value Qualification.
     
  19. ToM

    ToM mmmm, blud

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    Not Very Qualified
     
  20. couzo

    couzo What's a Dremel?

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    Basically an N.V.Q. is on the job training, basically if you do your job prperly you get a qualification. Oh and to all you moody NVQ peeps I have done 3 pieces of work now 1 3 page and 2 2 pages documents on my own I was just feeling lazy yesterday!!

    P.S. Key skills suck!
     

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