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Anyone have any ideas for making money fast?

Discussion in 'General' started by Nick, 21 Jul 2002.

  1. Nick

    Nick What's a Dremel?

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    Anyone have any ideas for making money fast? I always wanted to try one of those get-rich-quick things you see on TV in the middle of the night. What if it actually worked? Anyway any of you guys have any good ideas? If you search for this type of stuff on google you will get 5 billion results. 4,999,999,999 of them are scams. I want to find the one that actually works.
     
  2. stewe151

    stewe151 Stress Personified

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    While your at it, find the cure for cancer, it will be just as easy :hehe:
     
  3. mookie

    mookie very nawty<br><img src="http://mookie.org/i/avatar

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    heh, those ones where they show the only 7 people that the plan actually works for.:D :hehe: anyway, i don't have a clue how to make money but i wish i could, so many mod ideas in my little head but no money to carry them out:rolleyes: :sigh:
     
  4. Ubermich

    Ubermich He did it!

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    Give oral pleasure to a prominent figure.
     
  5. Fly

    Fly inter arma silent leges

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    Tried that one:

    I rang Brittany Spears, but she was busy...
    :D :rolleyes: :D
     
  6. herbs

    herbs Nobody but us chickens

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    Sell some of your organs.
     
  7. Tim S

    Tim S OG

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    become a stripper, they make **** loads! :lol:
     
  8. jamiesurfs

    jamiesurfs Boom Boom, Cha Cha Cha!

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    Ok, I'm sensing the general vibe of this thread.......................................Sell your body, in more ways than one!;) :hehe:
     
  9. CrOaKeR

    CrOaKeR Host warrior 4, Vengence!

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    Rob a bank, or Las vegas! That could make u rich :D
     
  10. vivid

    vivid down in fraggle rock

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    jump of a tall building,
    hey wait that wont work.....

    i think im with the selling your body idea :)
     
  11. Jaz

    Jaz Banned

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    Sell your Soul, or better yet, sell someone else's soul.

    get hired by the govt to assasinate Sadam or osama or similar.

    sell your body as a giant advert. like "drink Stella Artois" tattoed on your Liver or "smoke marlboro, Smoking causes lung cancer as advised by general surgeon" stapled to your lungs.
     
  12. Stew

    Stew Disgruntled Postal Worker

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    "Arse ticklers Faggots fanclub" comes to mind.

    I reckon it would probably work too ;)
     
  13. bradford010

    bradford010 Bradon Frohman

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    arse ticklers might, but it'd take some investment.

    As for anything else, it mostly come down to multi-level marketing (also referres to by it's acronym, MLM)
    Don't get sucked in! Basically, on the proviso of selling, trading, or simply handing over cash, you give money to the people above you in the chain, and your money comes from the people below you in it.
    Trouble is, sooner or later you run out of people, and the people at the top are left filthy stinking rich, while your left with egg on your face.
    Sure, maybe you'd make some, but by the time you calculate the time you put in, it turns out you were actually working for about £1.75 ph.
     
  14. Forsaken

    Forsaken GameFaction.com

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    I'm sure someone will have had a go by now :)
     
  15. yodasarmpit

    yodasarmpit Modder

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    Yeh she was with me that evening .

    Ohh how i can dream.:lol:
     
  16. :: Phat ::

    :: Phat :: Oooh shakalaka!

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    I can donate you.... *pocket russlin'* urm... 23p ??
     
  17. hk

    hk Powered By Duracell

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    Hmm what film is that from ... Lock Stock ?? am about 95% sure its lock stock (one of the greatest films of all time).
     
  18. :: Phat ::

    :: Phat :: Oooh shakalaka!

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    yup that's from Lock Stock.. I like Snatch and Mean Machine too :)
     
  19. Telkman

    Telkman What's a Dremel?

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    Dare i say it...?

    Get a job?
     
  20. Nick

    Nick What's a Dremel?

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    How about this idea. Seriously. Write a short 50 page or so booklet on how to build a computer or any topic for that matter then create a website where you can sell the booklet from. Sell it for maybe $5.00. Go to http://www.trafficforyou.com/ads.htm and buy 1,000,000 visitors. Let's say that 1/100th of a percent of the 1,000,000 visitors that come to your site actually buy your book you will make $5000. With that $5000 you can buy another 1,000,000 visitors and keep doing the same thing over and over again. Someone please check my math. Is .001 1/100th or is it .01? Because if 1/100th is .01 you will make $50,000:eeek: . Either way is damn good.
     

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