AOL: Beer Improves Male Sex Life!

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  1. M3G4

    M3G4 talkie walkie

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    Straight from AOL Health...

    DOCTOR SAYS 'DRINK BEER EVERY DAY FOR HEALTHY SEX LIFE'

    A CZECH doctor is advising men to drink beer every day to keep their sex lives active.

    Prague-based Dr Pavel Zemek said: "If men drink two beers a day they can stave off impotence."

    Dr Zemek of the Czech Centre for Gerontology says his research shows beer can have a "powerful effect" to stop the arteries becoming blocked.

    He told Slovak daily Narodna obroda: "On the basis of clinical tests we can say moderate amounts of beer lessens arterial sclerosis, one of the causes of erectile dysfunction."

    But he's warning against excessive drinking.

    He said: "Drink too much beer in one go and the positive effects are negated, but, as the saying goes, a little bit of what you fancy does you good."
     
    M3G4, 22 Jul 2002
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  2. quack

    quack Minimodder

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    Right I'm off to the pub, anyone joining me?

    /me offers to buy everyone at BiT a pint.
     
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  3. banished

    banished Necromodder

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    Just think of the research subjects for that one...

    YOU WANT ME TO DRINK BEER AND HAVE SEX, well I'll have to think about it.
     
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  4. herbs

    herbs Nobody but us chickens

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    Are you sure thats the only thing your offering :lol: j/k
     
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  5. quack

    quack Minimodder

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    Um, I am certainly not offering anything of a sexual nature... sorry I just dont swing that way ;)
     
    quack, 22 Jul 2002
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  6. Jamie

    Jamie ex-Bit-Tech code junkie

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    Nochex me £2.60 for a pint of guinness and I will join you :D
     
    Jamie, 22 Jul 2002
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  7. ahgb

    ahgb What's a Dremel?

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    LMAO...very nice.

    "No, I think I'll pass on this wonderful opportunity to get **** and then stick it in some fine specimen, thanks tho."

    :D :D :lol:
     
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  8. :: Phat ::

    :: Phat :: Oooh shakalaka!

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    Yeah but too many beers can seriously damage your sex life, cos you get really drunk and stick some serious minger....

    "VD's don't sting like they do in the 60's, VD nowardays is new and improved!" - eddie murphy Raw.

    Does it count for numerous double jacks on ice with a drop of coke? Or Baileys.... mmmm... or Cement Mixer? (Baileys & lime) or or or a snakebite? arghlhlhlhlhhlll

    *Phat - At rapes his flexi-spreadsheet of 2 hours for some more drink*

    *Phat remembers he's not on flexi* :(:D
     
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  9. brutal

    brutal What's a Dremel?

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    ill take a pint of Guinness, thx zquack
     
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  10. GreatOldOne

    GreatOldOne Wannabe Martian

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  11. essjaytee

    essjaytee emtarkanderundergunderson

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    hmm... drink beer, red wine and plent of garlic and you'll live forever. I'm fine with that :) If only they could directly link Indian food to cardiovascular health I'd be immortal :)


    S.
     
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  12. Alaric

    Alaric code assassin

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    i'm suspicious...
    aren't czechs the country with the most beer drunk per capita ?

    sounds like a justification ;)
     
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  13. brutal

    brutal What's a Dremel?

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    with a little work, england can be the #1 pints per capita :) America is already the #1 fat people country, we cant be first in everything :)
     
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