Rant Applying for Jobs

Discussion in 'General' started by DougEdey, 6 Feb 2008.

  1. Guest-16

    Guest-16 Guest

    Oh Jeez, the guy see's pink anything and he whips out the 9mm. We've already got holes in our walls.
     
  2. DougEdey

    DougEdey I pwn all your storage

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    What on earth did you show him?
     
  3. CardJoe

    CardJoe Freelance Journalist

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    Why can't we say pink elepha...OH GOD, HIREN NO! SWEET JESUS, AT LEAST PUT SOME LUBE ON IT FIRST! DON'T SHOOT IT WHILE IT'S INSIDE! NO! AAAAAHHH! PLEASE, SOMEBODY GET A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!
     
  4. DougEdey

    DougEdey I pwn all your storage

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    No great loss there.
     
  5. CardJoe

    CardJoe Freelance Journalist

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    *limps over, slaps doug*
     
  6. DougEdey

    DougEdey I pwn all your storage

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    Hurts you more then me
     
  7. CardJoe

    CardJoe Freelance Journalist

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    It will do - until I get it removed...
     
  8. Guest-23315

    Guest-23315 Guest

    God your screwed up Joe.
     
  9. Glider

    Glider /dev/null

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  10. fev

    fev Industry Fallout

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    I always saw H as a gentle character until the hurl of abuse I got at a Renault meeting once. Yes it was funny that I thought I could have any pit-girl, but please we all know it's true.
     
  11. Firehed

    Firehed Why not? I own a domain to match.

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    Wow... and to think that I thought us Americans were screwed up.

    ;)
     
  12. Guest-16

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    You're lucky there were women and children around so he wasn't packin.
     
  13. The_Pope

    The_Pope Geoff Richards Super Moderator

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    Does that include the language.... of lurve? :)
     
  14. fev

    fev Industry Fallout

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    swift edit... I like it.

    I've always been a fan of using women and children for defense, if the day ever came up I was in some sort of robbery I'd dive behind the first pregnant woman in the room.
     
  15. Hugo

    Hugo Ex-TrustedReviews Staff

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    It's a well known fact that the phrase "women and children first" was first popularised by soldiers tasked with clearing minefields.
     
  16. RTT

    RTT #parp

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    applying for jobs? what's that then? :D
     
  17. DougEdey

    DougEdey I pwn all your storage

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    If only they asked me to prove it to a nice young lady at the interview...

    When you don't sleep with the boss :p
     
  18. Guest-23315

    Guest-23315 Guest

    Seems like B-T HQ is a rather sexually deviant place to work.
     
  19. DougEdey

    DougEdey I pwn all your storage

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    HQ is actually tame, you should see where I work now...
     
  20. Amon

    Amon inch-perfect

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    Put "10,000+ posts on bit-tech; 11 posts per day" on the resume.
     
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