My P8P67 Pro died on me a few weeks ago, so on 09/01/11 I submitted an RMA request via ASUS' website... except not really. See, unlike essentially every other hardware manufacturer in the world, one must first submit a general service request or whatever you want to call it. SEVEN DAYS LATER on 09/08/11 I receive an email from ASUS saying "Blah, blah, blah your product is eligible for the APS program (i.e., cross-ship RMA). Let us know if you would like to continue." I respond that I would like to continue that same day. On 09/12/11 I see a thread at HardForum about ASUS' shitty phone support, so I post about my troubles there. An ASUS rep had posted in that thread, so I PM him about my issue. He supposedly sent an email to "the RMA guys" on 09/13/11. It is now the late evening of 09/15/11 and I have received nothing new from ASUS. I have sent a total of four emails and two unanswered phone calls. TWO WHOLE WEEKS and I can't even get an RMA number, let alone a replacement product. Is this all a big joke and I'm just some unlucky *******? Nope! ResellerRatings is full of very similar complaints. Even if ASUS were to suddenly wake up and do something crazy like send me a fully comped Maximus IV Extreme-Z, I will certainly avoid purchasing a single ASUS product ever again. This crap is completely inexcusable. Anyone have any tips on how to resolve this issue?