Rant Bodily functions that bug the crap out of you?

HAHA, I just lie it flat up against my stomach under my belt

We do it because we don't care if you can see us. Well, actually I never do it when I'm at the lights. I always do it when I'm driving (multi tasking ). When I'm coming back from a night out, and I've been out all day my nose is stuffed with bogies so I have to do some maintenance to keep me awake as I get home and to breathe better

 

you win this thread!

 

I really do enjoy picking my nose as well

 

Agree!!

Worst is when you're on the bus you have to either get up adjusting yourself or cover it up somehow! i used to have some jeans that were to small for me and started getting a little tight around the crotch area they never helped the situation...

Gas is rather annoying not the loud kind the silent it always smells the worst and it happens everytime im at work i normally do the old walk around you know walk half way across the room either next to someone or in an open zone do it and come back nobody ever knows!!!

 

not really a bodily function but i hate people touching me when they talk to me the only people allowed to touch me are my sisters my mother and my girlfriend, really pisses me off

 

But sometimes it gets clingly and you have to do a trouser shake to rid yourself of it completely

 

rep please

 

I notice there are no women posting to this thread - otherwise I'm afraid all of our male-pattern whining would pale into insignificance, given what they have to put up with.

For myself, I dislike more or less everything about more or less everyone, but I'm particularly aghast at the assumption - most prevalent among the older generation - that it's OK to fill a handkerchief with half an oil drum's worth of viscous, yellow nasal discharge, then keep it on your person for the rest of the day, perhaps adding to it from time to time as the need arises.

 

You should see someone blow their nose straight into their hands...that would really make you cringe. And yes, I've seen a person do this.

 

Wrong, we don't actually blow into our nose. We hold our hand above our nose, and blow towards the ground, leaning forwards. Then you use your fingers to pinch the remaining snot off, then wipe your hands somewhere..

 

That's a good step-by-step guide, here, rep.

 

Personally i prefer to go for the single barrel snot cannon. Hold one nostril closed with a finger then do a forceful blow through the other. With some practice you can get pretty accurate too

 

No, I think you're referring to what I do, that being instead of wiping my boogers, or bogies however you want to call them, on a piece of toilet paper; I roll it around on the end of my fingers, until it turns into a dry one, and I can flick it away. Sadly I've been hit before by a giant one that must have been like five bogies in one, and it landed on me Mostly I just do this so that I don't have to wipe it somewhere. If I can't roll it, I just wipe it on my inner hand, and rub my hands together till the frictions turns it into tiny bits. Kinda look like dead skin heh.

It seems I really am rather disgusting

 

You sir... should write a book!

I do the only fashioned one finger blocking one nostril although sometimes i goes wrong and its not a pleasant expirience at all!!

 

I know someone who picks his nose and rolls it up and down on his jeans, We call him nose picker general lol

 

Rofl this thread just keeps making me laugh.

Out now! 'GregTheRotter's 5 Ways to Blow Your Nose Without Tissue'. And don't miss his next book, 'Bogey Flicking For Pro's'.

 

Peeing, the more I think about it.

I want to drink sufficient water to not be dehydrated, but at the same time, I don't want to be running backwards and forwards to the bathroom.

 

ZOMG, peeing, you just reminded me how I hate nothing more than having to go to take a piss mid movie (which is why I don't buy popcorn or drink anything during the movie).