Bogomips Big Caption Competition!

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  1. Bogomip

    Bogomip ... Yo Momma

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    EDIT: 17th Decemeber - New Picture

    Caption the pictures as i p ut them on the thread :D:D (no spam, proper responses only plz!)

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    118 118's new direct enquiries staff get off to a good start today! :D:D:D

    edit: sorry aboutthe repost, i decided on the subject and clicked quote by accident :p
     
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  2. Highland3r

    Highland3r Minimodder

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    I'm gonna trade in this mobile phone for a smaller one next week
     
  3. Digitalblueshift

    Digitalblueshift What's a Dremel?

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    Hello?
    This is your broker, are you sitting down
    Yes???
    Your shares are up...
    Sell, and buy me one of those new satphones for christmas
     
  4. El Nosba

    El Nosba What's a Dremel?

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    Can you hear me now ?

    good
     
  5. M_D_K

    M_D_K Minimodder

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    I get 200hours talk time on this thing :p
     
  6. relix

    relix Minimodder

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    Hello? Yes, I was wondering if you have a smaller version of this waterproof mobile phone?
     
  7. death_star

    death_star What's a Dremel?

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    "99.95 on the home shopping network and they wont even get me directions ot get back to my home country"
     
  8. Highland3r

    Highland3r Minimodder

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    Hi yeah I'd like to report a water leak, the booth appears to be floating away
     
  9. Krikkit

    Krikkit All glory to the hypnotoad! Super Moderator

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    "Hello? Is that BT, yes, my line was disconnected last week when my house sank into the sea..."
     
  10. malcs

    malcs oops! i put a hole in the ***** :(

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    "Hi. Is that BT? I would like to report a stolen phone...."
     
  11. Murdoc

    Murdoc Gas Mask..ZOMG

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    "I'm phoning to see if this line can get ADSL..."
     
  12. pranks7er

    pranks7er mange tout

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    "Just need a little closer to the telephone exchange!!!"


    "No i dont have a land line!"
     
  13. Yo-DUH_87

    Yo-DUH_87 Who you calling tiny?

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    "Size does matter!"

    "Hello, welcome to Viewsonic tech support, how may I help you?"

    :D :D
     
  14. pranks7er

    pranks7er mange tout

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    ha they will never trace this call



    how did u get this number???
     
  15. malcs

    malcs oops! i put a hole in the ***** :(

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    "NO! I would NOT be interested in Double Glazing!!!"
     
  16. Theo

    Theo What's a Dremel?

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    YERACOCKYERACOCK
     
  17. Highland3r

    Highland3r Minimodder

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    Supermans new mobile changing room...
     
  18. RPC_Student

    RPC_Student Banned

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    "You have reached the offices of Microsoft - technical support dept., we are not available at this time. Please leave a message regarding your queery with your name and number after the beep"

    "YOU STUPID IDIOT... I TOLD YOU WATER-COOLING A WINXP PC WOULD NEVER WORK!!!"
     
  19. pranks7er

    pranks7er mange tout

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    ya man wer can i geta hands free kit man?
     
  20. MrDT

    MrDT fapfap

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    //notices the guys hand is placed precariously between spreadeagled legs

    "So, wotcha wearin' bebbeh?"
     

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