Just imagine if all the major retailers started making their own brand condoms and keeping the advertising slogan!!!! Sainsbury Condom - making life taste better. Tesco Condom - every little helps. Nike Condom - Just DO IT. Peugeot Condom - The ride of your life. Galaxy Condom - Why have rubber when you can have silk. KFC Condom - Finger, Licking good. Minstrels Condom - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands. Safeway Condom - Lightening the load. Abbey National Condom - Because life is complicated enough. Coca Cola Condom - The Real Thing. Duracell Condom - Keeps on going. Pringles Condom - Once you pop, you just can't stop. Burger King Condom - Home of the Whopper. FCUK Condom - No comment required. Halford Condom - We go the extra mile. Renault Condom - Size realy does matter. Andrex Condom - Soft, strong and very, very long. Ronseal Condom - Does exactly what it says on the tin. Maltesers Condom - The lighter way to enjoy...... Carling Condom - Probably the best condom in the world. Mars Condom - A condom a day keeps the doctor away!! Heinekin Condom - reaches parts other condoms cannot reach. Pepperami Condom - It's a bit of an animal. Domestos Condom - Gets right under the rim!!! AA Condom - For the 4th emergency service. Polo Condom - The one with the Hole!!! (VERY POORSELLER!!!)
heres a few from the states Ford = Built Ford tough, or The Best never rest Chevy = like a rock Coke = the orginal and still the best Delta Airlinse = we hope you enjoy the ride Dodge = built Ram Tough Colt Firearms = we always hit the bulls eye Horniday ammo = when percision counts trust TAP Camelbak = Hydrate or die Debears jewlry = last forever dell = dude your geting a dell !!! sweet!!! ARC ups = when it can't fail Basic smokes = the best smoke for the money Oreck vacuume cleaners = the best eight pounder on the market
Some that I thought up (that's a warning, some of these may suck). Microsoft = What base do you want to go tonight? Google = Yes, I AM feeling lucky Merck = Free Viagra in each box! Allstate Insurance = You're in good bags with Allstates Volkswagen = Drivers wanted in the backseat EPT Home Pregnancy Test = For when you got a ho Opera = Simply the best "experience"
Frosted Flakes - They're GRRRREEAT! MSN - Where do you want to go today? Mastercard - Don't leave home without it. Visa - It's everywhere you want to be AT&T - Reach out and touch someone Jaguar - Don't dream it. Drive it! UPS - Moving at the speed of business Avis Car Rental - We try harder IBM - solutions for a small planet (imagine buying those from a female clerk...) HP - Expanding possibilities. Subaru - the beauty of all-wheel drive Volkswagen - drivers wanted Cisco - Empowering the Internet Generation
Damn you mich, you blatantly ripped off two of mine! Plus we're supposed to change the slogan to make it sound like it's selling condoms.
google, yes i am feeling lucky and KFC, finger lickin' good.. gotta be the best.. few ive heard before.. charmin condoms - dont squeeze the charmin ball park franks - the plump when you use em M&M - melts in your mouth, not in your hand and my personal fav the star trek condom, to boldly go where no man has gone befoer.. -scoob8000
opera 7 = Less Is More fed ex = need to know whats coming ups = meet deadlines. on time. every time. BMW usa = Bond with nature the new bmw. BMW 2 = all whell drive the bmw way. redhat = ready for the enterprise 3 musketers = its the creamy center tosstie pop = the all day succer quest software = its like tying your shoe with out losing your stride quest phone company = the spirt of service novell software = the best solution for multible platforms novel 2 = we open doors for you techrepublic.com = real world, real time, real it sprint = one sprint many solutions eds = optomizing the customers experience Lee Precision = IT'S NEVER BEEN MORE ATTRACTIVE! magnum research.com = fell the power Ramshot Powders = trigger your instinks history channel = the best search in history
