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Branded Condoms?

Discussion in 'General' started by IsaacSibson, 4 Dec 2002.

  1. IsaacSibson

    IsaacSibson Banned

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    Just imagine if all the major retailers started making their own
    brand condoms and keeping the advertising slogan!!!!

    Sainsbury Condom - making life taste better.
    Tesco Condom - every little helps.
    Nike Condom - Just DO IT.
    Peugeot Condom - The ride of your life.
    Galaxy Condom - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
    KFC Condom - Finger, Licking good.
    Minstrels Condom - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
    Safeway Condom - Lightening the load.
    Abbey National Condom - Because life is complicated enough.
    Coca Cola Condom - The Real Thing.
    Duracell Condom - Keeps on going.
    Pringles Condom - Once you pop, you just can't stop.
    Burger King Condom - Home of the Whopper.
    FCUK Condom - No comment required.
    Halford Condom - We go the extra mile.
    Renault Condom - Size realy does matter.
    Andrex Condom - Soft, strong and very, very long.
    Ronseal Condom - Does exactly what it says on the tin.
    Maltesers Condom - The lighter way to enjoy......
    Carling Condom - Probably the best condom in the world.
    Mars Condom - A condom a day keeps the doctor away!!
    Heinekin Condom - reaches parts other condoms cannot reach.
    Pepperami Condom - It's a bit of an animal.
    Domestos Condom - Gets right under the rim!!!
    AA Condom - For the 4th emergency service.
    Polo Condom - The one with the Hole!!! (VERY POORSELLER!!!)
     
  2. Shadow6363

    Shadow6363 What's a Dremel?

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    i must say this is one of the funniest posts i have read in a while, thanks for the laugh:hehe:
     
  3. Lorquis

    Lorquis lorquisSpamCount++;

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    hehehehehe kept me laughing for a good thirty seconds... FCUK actually make condoms i think...
     
  4. Morphine

    Morphine weeee!

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    HAHAHA thats GREAT!! :lol: :hehe: :clap:
     
  5. IsaacSibson

    IsaacSibson Banned

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    Hmmm...

    Surely the mars one should be

    "A mars condom a day helps you work, rest and PLAY"
     
  6. Sim0n

    Sim0n rm -rf /

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    /me pats IS2 on the back

    Good job my friend, you should get in contact, and copyright all those ;)
     
  7. Jaz

    Jaz Banned

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    didn't mars change their slogan to "you can't measure the pleasure"
     
  8. ReversaL

    ReversaL What's a Dremel?

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    here one i thought of

    Dr Pepper - What's the worst that could happen?
     
  9. NuTech

    NuTech Minimodder

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    That you accidently bought the Polo one instead :D.
     
  10. dagamore

    dagamore What's a Dremel?

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    heres a few from the states

    Ford = Built Ford tough, or The Best never rest
    Chevy = like a rock
    Coke = the orginal and still the best
    Delta Airlinse = we hope you enjoy the ride
    Dodge = built Ram Tough
    Colt Firearms = we always hit the bulls eye
    Horniday ammo = when percision counts trust TAP
    Camelbak = Hydrate or die
    Debears jewlry = last forever
    dell = dude your geting a dell !!! sweet!!!
    ARC ups = when it can't fail
    Basic smokes = the best smoke for the money
    Oreck vacuume cleaners = the best eight pounder on the market
     
  11. Shadow6363

    Shadow6363 What's a Dremel?

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    keem em coming, you guys dont cease to amuse me:hehe:
     
  12. Morphine

    Morphine weeee!

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    AAHAHAHHAHAHAH the vacum one actually got me chooke on my own saliva while laughing!
     
  13. whypick1

    whypick1 The über-Pick

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    Some that I thought up (that's a warning, some of these may suck).

    Microsoft = What base do you want to go tonight?
    Google = Yes, I AM feeling lucky
    Merck = Free Viagra in each box!
    Allstate Insurance = You're in good bags with Allstates
    Volkswagen = Drivers wanted in the backseat
    EPT Home Pregnancy Test = For when you got a ho
    Opera = Simply the best "experience"
     
  14. Ubermich

    Ubermich He did it!

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    Frosted Flakes - They're GRRRREEAT!
    MSN - Where do you want to go today?
    Mastercard - Don't leave home without it.
    Visa - It's everywhere you want to be
    AT&T - Reach out and touch someone
    Jaguar - Don't dream it. Drive it!
    UPS - Moving at the speed of business
    Avis Car Rental - We try harder
    IBM - solutions for a small planet (imagine buying those from a female clerk...)
    HP - Expanding possibilities.
    Subaru - the beauty of all-wheel drive :naughty:
    Volkswagen - drivers wanted
    Cisco - Empowering the Internet Generation
     
  15. whypick1

    whypick1 The über-Pick

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    Damn you mich, you blatantly ripped off two of mine! Plus we're supposed to change the slogan to make it sound like it's selling condoms.
     
  16. scoob8000

    scoob8000 Wheres my plasma cutter?

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    google, yes i am feeling lucky

    and

    KFC, finger lickin' good..


    gotta be the best..

    few ive heard before..

    charmin condoms - dont squeeze the charmin

    ball park franks - the plump when you use em

    M&M - melts in your mouth, not in your hand

    and my personal fav

    the star trek condom, to boldly go where no man has gone befoer..


    -scoob8000
     
  17. delphia

    delphia What's a Dremel?

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    only if your lucky :p
     
  18. sinizterguy

    sinizterguy Dark & Sinizter

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    Nice post! :D
     
  19. dagamore

    dagamore What's a Dremel?

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    opera 7 = Less Is More
    fed ex = need to know whats coming
    ups = meet deadlines. on time. every time.
    BMW usa = Bond with nature the new bmw.
    BMW 2 = all whell drive the bmw way.
    redhat = ready for the enterprise
    3 musketers = its the creamy center
    tosstie pop = the all day succer
    quest software = its like tying your shoe with out losing your stride
    quest phone company = the spirt of service
    novell software = the best solution for multible platforms
    novel 2 = we open doors for you
    techrepublic.com = real world, real time, real it
    sprint = one sprint many solutions
    eds = optomizing the customers experience
    Lee Precision = IT'S NEVER BEEN MORE ATTRACTIVE!
    magnum research.com = fell the power
    Ramshot Powders = trigger your instinks
    history channel = the best search in history
     
  20. JADS

    JADS Et arma et verba vulnerant

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    Bounty kitchen roll - its strong even when wet
     

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