Branded Condoms?

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  1. Fowler

    Fowler mmm Cosworth

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    my god, lmfao u have a very interestin mind my friend!
    Anyway thanks for the laugh, needed one!

    :hehe:
     
    Fowler, 4 Dec 2002
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  2. quack

    quack Minimodder

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    Don't forget "BiT-Tech Condoms - You're on the case". :D
     
    quack, 4 Dec 2002
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  3. IsaacSibson

    IsaacSibson Banned

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    How about Blagged-Hardware condoms? What more can you possibly say?
     
    IsaacSibson, 4 Dec 2002
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  4. eddie_dane

    eddie_dane Used to mod pc's now I mod houses

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    That's my favorite...

    :hehe: :hehe:

    Don't forget their long time slogan..

    "BMW- The Ultimate ******* Machine" :hehe:

    or "All your snogs are belong to us!" :hehe: :rock:
     
    eddie_dane, 4 Dec 2002
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  5. Adam

    Adam Minimodder

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    As it's a condom shouldn't it be "all your sperm are belong to us?"
     
    Adam, 4 Dec 2002
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  6. howesey

    howesey What's a Dremel?

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    [​IMG]
     
    howesey, 4 Dec 2002
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  7. DeX

    DeX Mube Codder

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    That's my favorite. :D.

    BTW Nice thread Isaac. Although I seem to have heard of these slogans somewhere before...:worried:

    And howesey, where did you find them! :hehe: :hehe:
     
    DeX, 4 Dec 2002
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  8. eddie_dane

    eddie_dane Used to mod pc's now I mod houses

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    Re: Re: Branded Condoms?

    eh, I'd rather make my own... :hehe:
     
    eddie_dane, 4 Dec 2002
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  9. :: Phat ::

    :: Phat :: Oooh shakalaka!

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    One for the ladies -


    A drinks company and tampon company merge to bring out their new product.

    "Always Coca Cola!!"
     
    :: Phat ::, 4 Dec 2002
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  10. scoob8000

    scoob8000 Wheres my plasma cutter?

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    we're on the case..


    [H]ard brand condoms, because you're [H]ard..


    did i cross the line with that one? lol

    -scoob8000
     
    scoob8000, 4 Dec 2002
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  11. eddie_dane

    eddie_dane Used to mod pc's now I mod houses

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    perhaps [h]ard, but inadequate for any serious enthusiast's needs....:D :rock:
     
    eddie_dane, 4 Dec 2002
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  12. IsaacSibson

    IsaacSibson Banned

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    Ouch...

    /me makes note not to cross swords with eddie....
     
    IsaacSibson, 4 Dec 2002
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  13. dagamore

    dagamore What's a Dremel?

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    avis car rentals = we try harder
     
    dagamore, 4 Dec 2002
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  14. Adam

    Adam Minimodder

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    Here's a simple one...

    The Nokia Condom - Connecting people :rock:
     
    Adam, 4 Dec 2002
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  15. DeX

    DeX Mube Codder

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    Just thought of this one:

    Virgin Condoms: Whatever turns you on.

    :naughty:
     
    DeX, 4 Dec 2002
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  16. penski

    penski BodMod

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    actually - it should be 'Safeway - I'm here to help YOU'

    at least that's what it says on my badge

    *n
     
    penski, 4 Dec 2002
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  17. cpemma

    cpemma Ecky thump

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    I like the original unofficial Durex slogan:

    Buy me and stop one. :clap:

    edit for furriners - Durex is the top UK condom brand
     
    cpemma, 4 Dec 2002
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  18. Lazy

    Lazy Meow?

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    Lazy Brand Condoms - doing the work so you don't have to
     
    Lazy, 4 Dec 2002
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  19. rK@NE

    rK@NE Rover's gonna get it...

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    rK@NE, 4 Dec 2002
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  20. penski

    penski BodMod

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    \m/durex comfort\m/

    *n

    ps - why do parents look through your stuff and then arrange the pile of leaflets (from condom boxes) on your bedside table?
     
    penski, 5 Dec 2002
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