LOL Can I own a Canadian?

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  1. Ryu_ookami

    Ryu_ookami I write therefore I suffer.

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    Some one just sent me this I've read it in the past and it seems to pop up every few months or so and it makes me chuckle so I figured I'd post it so everyone could have a giggle.

     
    Ryu_ookami, 4 Jun 2011
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  2. stonedsurd

    stonedsurd Is a cackling Yuletide Belgian

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    I absolutely LOVE James M. Kauffman.

    :hehe:
     
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  3. Pieface

    Pieface Modder

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  4. stonedsurd

    stonedsurd Is a cackling Yuletide Belgian

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    Bugger. Then I love whoever wrote it.
     
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  5. GoodBytes

    GoodBytes How many wifi's does it have?

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    I have a feeling this Canadian is me :worried:
     
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  6. Pete J

    Pete J Employed scum

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    While I have a 'live and let live' attitude, it does rile me when religious sorts start condemning others. The letter is bloody funny though!

    When are we starting bidding on GoodBytes? I have a crispy £5 note that I don't need and can think of many uses for a slave.
     
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  7. Psycho

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    [​IMG]

    I need someone to unclog the toilet, son.
     
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  8. Combinho

    Combinho Ten kinds of awesome

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    Nah, you can't own a Canadian as you're from Britain. You're only allowed someone who's French or Irish.
     
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  9. Wicked_Sludge

    Wicked_Sludge My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

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    oh, snap!

    i can own him. goodbytes contact me for delivery. you can just kinda hang out until i break my computer again and need your knowledge :hehe:
     
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  10. longweight

    longweight Possibly Longbeard.

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    Technically if France is a neighbor then so is Canada....
     
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  11. Turbotab

    Turbotab I don't touch type, I tard type

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    Makes you think, what rules you would write if you were creating a new religion.

    My first one would be to make it a sin for anybody to ask, "Do you have a nectar card"!
     
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  12. BRAWL

    BRAWL Dead and buried.

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    +claimed+
     
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  13. lp1988

    lp1988 Minimodder

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    I'm gonna have to remember this one :)
     
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  14. Pete J

    Pete J Employed scum

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    Heh, well played! Hmm, an Irishman will be too drunk to work and do you really expect a Frenchman to do physical labour? /stereotyping
     
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  15. .//TuNdRa

    .//TuNdRa Resident Bulldozer Guru

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    However I do believe it's technically possible to own a Scotsman or a Welshman, so there may be more options open for us brits yet. :3
     
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  16. Psycho

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    I can have slaves from Chile, Uruguay, Paraguay, Brazil, Bolivia AND Britain (Falkland Islands)

    [​IMG]
     
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  17. lp1988

    lp1988 Minimodder

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    If I'm not mistaken you are already the possession of the British :D
     
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  18. Landy_Ed

    Landy_Ed Combat Novice

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    Struggling with that one...? Are scotland and wales no longer part of britain? I guess I'd best send my passport back....:sigh:
     
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  19. .//TuNdRa

    .//TuNdRa Resident Bulldozer Guru

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    Part of the United Kingdom, but not England. They're not quite part of "Britain", but the borders aren't really enforced.

    Side note; It's legal to shoot a scotsman on the Scottish side of the border, from the English side, with a Longbow.
     
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  20. Landy_Ed

    Landy_Ed Combat Novice

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    mm, not quite

    Article 1

    Article 24

    Article 25
     
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