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Rant Can the news only ever be bad!?

Discussion in 'General' started by mars-bar-man, 17 Oct 2011.

  1. Da_Rude_Baboon

    Da_Rude_Baboon What the?

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    Girls; why buy fake tan that makes you an unnatural colour? When you visit a hot country do people look like that? No they do not.

    Also putting your make up on in the dark with out a mirror is a bad idea.
     
  2. B1GBUD

    B1GBUD ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Accidentally Funny

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    Are you speaking from experience Baboon? :eyebrow:
     
  3. BentAnat

    BentAnat Software Dev

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    I don't care about side-boob, fake tan or make-up that was done in the dark... I'd hit every one of those... though 5 in one day might be a BIT much... I'm not 18 anymore... :p
     
  4. liratheal

    liratheal Sharing is Caring

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    That's what the news is - Bad news.

    Sell through fear, essentially. Either something has to be captivating, or terrifying. If the papers were full of pictures of baby dogs, cats and birds, they'd never sell.

    People, as a whole, like something to get worked up about. Gypsies, drunk students, vandals and so on.
     
  5. Da_Rude_Baboon

    Da_Rude_Baboon What the?

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    It's a night i'll never forget. :D
     
  6. KidMod-Southpaw

    KidMod-Southpaw Super Spamming Saiyan

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    Agreed, look at any press perception on teenagers and young adults and it's almost impossible to find something positive. The Sun is utter garbage. They can't possibly say this about people when their paper is more or less a big ******** reality show. Celebrities and their daily shite aren't news!
     
  7. IanW

    IanW Grumpy Old Git

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    Gave up on newspapers when Princess Di died.
    There was apparently NO other news for about 3 months! :wallbash:
     
  8. Canon

    Canon Reformed

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    I don't get it. If it WAS as bad as they made out, that's good right? Because they're the people I'm going to give hell in work the next morning, or as soon as they open their eyes, they're the people I'm going to trick with clingfilm stretched across every doorway for a mile in every direction, they're the people that are going to have salt poured into their water all day, they're the people whose beds I'm going to surround with lego bricks whilst they sleep.

    Yes, my friends love me.
     
  9. Yeoo

    Yeoo Minimodder

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    Yup one on the left

    Can appreciate breasts and the buns at the same time ;)

    and that!
     
  10. Houndofhell

    Houndofhell One Particle to Rule Them All

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    I thought women knew that as men we couldn't multitask? Isn't that a bit cruel!?:naughty:
     
  11. Da_Rude_Baboon

    Da_Rude_Baboon What the?

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    Women claim men can't multi task because they are unaware of our ability to look at a other women while appearing to maintain eye contact and keep a conversation going with them.
     
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  12. Blazza181

    Blazza181 SVM PLACENTA CASEI

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    I think this sums it up perfectly.

     

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