Cell Phones don't like sperm

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  1. cderalow

    cderalow bondage master!

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    /me makes note to not carry cell phone in pocket or on belt

    :wallbash:

    linkeh
     
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  2. cpemma

    cpemma Ecky thump

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    Toothbrushing kills plaque and sperm? OMFG! :wallbash:
     
  3. supermonkey

    supermonkey Deal with it

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    Is this guy serious? Cell phones do not produce near enough heat to pose any danger to sperm. That is, unless you're phone has a Sony battery and you keep it firmly attached to your scrotum.

    I think the good Dr. Geoff Driscoll has the right idea here. I believe there are probably other associated factors involved, not necessarily the phone itself causing the abnormal sperm.

    -monkey
     
  4. ajack

    ajack rox

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    I usually talk by putting my phone to my ear.
     
  5. specofdust

    specofdust Banned

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    Just because men who spend hours per day on mobiles have lower sperm counts doesn't mean that spending hours on a mobile phone causes a lower sperm count. I'd be surprised if the majority of people who spend that much time don't all spend that quantity of time on their mobiles for similar reasons(maybe being people who work 12 hours a day or whatever). Other factors certainly need to be investigated before we accept someone saying "well y'know, it might be the heat or something, causing the sperm to die, I guess" as any sort of proof of anything.
     
  6. Cthippo

    Cthippo Can't mod my way out of a paper bag

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    Obviously yours doesn't viabrate when it rings :D

    Did I just say that out loud? :worried:
     
  7. Ramble

    Ramble Ginger Nut

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    Proud mobile phone non-user here...
     
  8. robbybertu15

    robbybertu15 <b>needs a job</b>

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    Lets have a look at the electro magnetic spectrum

    (use google)

    As you can see, radio waves have a lower energy than visible light. You are
    constantly under visible light, so why don't you get cancer/lower sperm count
    etc from visible light if it carries more energy than radio waves and radio waves
    do supposedly give people negative effects such as sperm count?
     
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  9. Cthippo

    Cthippo Can't mod my way out of a paper bag

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    Ever use a microwave?

    Different molecules absoeb energy at different wavelengths. Water molecules for example absorb energy in the 2 GHz band and this absorbed energy causes them to viabrate faster and heat up, after which they release that absorbed energy as heat. Most organic molecules, in our bodies, with the exception of Melatonin which affects skin color, do not absorb and are not affected by visible light frequencies. THey do however absorb UV frequencies causing sunburn.

    And it's not nice to hotlink :nono:
     
  10. Firehed

    Firehed Why not? I own a domain to match.

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    How is it that people always seem to know when someone's hotlinking?
     
  11. Cthippo

    Cthippo Can't mod my way out of a paper bag

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    click "quote" and look at the tag.

    [QUOTE=robbybertu15]Lets have a look at the electro magnetic spectrum
    [img ]http://imagine.gsfc.nasa.gov/Images/introduction/spectrum_radio.gif[/QUOTE]

    I seriously doubt that robby is hosting those images on his allocated space on the NASA server.
     
  12. Sea Shadow

    Sea Shadow aka "Panda"

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  13. specofdust

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    right click on image>image properties, that's how I'll see 'em when I do.
     
  14. cpemma

    cpemma Ecky thump

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    I just assume they're guilty until proved innocent, seems to work. :cooldude:
     
  15. Cthippo

    Cthippo Can't mod my way out of a paper bag

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    Sounds like someone's been hanging out with Bindi again :rolleyes:
     
  16. SteveyG

    SteveyG Electromodder

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    The spectrum mentions nothing about energy! Are you talking about the wavelength??


    I've noticed some heating effects on my ear whilst on the phone for a long period of time. :blah:
     
  17. cpemma

    cpemma Ecky thump

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    I suspect that's just thermal insulation, I get the same with ordinary phones.
     
  18. supermonkey

    supermonkey Deal with it

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    Ever noticed what happens when you poke someone in the arm a few times? The affected spot becomes red as there is increased blood flow to the area. Increased blood flow brings more heat.

    Same thing with holding the phone to your ear. The longer you press the phone to your ear, the more irritated (or should that be "ear"itated) your ear becomes. Irritation brings blood which brings heat.

    At least that's my entirely unscientific opinion.

    -monkey
     
  19. Cthippo

    Cthippo Can't mod my way out of a paper bag

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    Cell phones do generate some heat while operating. That's a lot of electronics packed into a very compact package and so some heating is to be expected on a long call. I don't think it's hot enough to burn you unless the battery is made by Sony :D
     
  20. speedfreek

    speedfreek What's a Dremel?

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    My phone has a netburst processor and nvidia graphics, combine that with the sony made battery and I have 3rd degree burns. :D

    This reminds me of the g-ray that was on futurama.
    "Owww, my sperm" - Fry
     

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