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christmas letters to Santa "Hardware" Claus

Discussion in 'General' started by DXR_13KE, 4 Dec 2005.

  1. DXR_13KE

    DXR_13KE BananaModder

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    Hello bit-tech comunity!!!
    I am here to start a new thread in which people post their christmas letters to Santa "Hardware" Claus, i think it would be very fun :D.
    And maybe he is a common visitor of this site and maybe he sees your letters and brings what you have wished down your chimney LOL.

    Please let me be the first to post my letter:D
     
  2. DXR_13KE

    DXR_13KE BananaModder

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    Dear Santa "Hardware" Claus.

    Please bring me 2 x 7800GTX 512MB, AMD X2 5000+, a "fatal1ty" sli mother board, 2 x sata II 500 GB HDD and 2GB of good RAM.
    If your elfs cant make any one of these or you cant get any company to sponsor you, please at least bring me and my friends 15 barrels of "Coral" beer for our christmas party.

    I have been good with my hardware and before modding it i usualy anesticise it so it does not suffre, and i usualy sterilize all my modding tools and dremel bits so my hardware does not get and infection.

    yours truly:

    DXR_13KE
     
  3. DXR_13KE

    DXR_13KE BananaModder

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    please post your letters :D
     
  4. Malvolio

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    Dear Santa:

    I want to start off by saying j00 p4wn, and am teh l33tist. I love ur holiday, and hope that u be well in teh pole ^north.

    This year I've been good; I've pwnd only those n00bs that desirved it, but showed who pwn'd who when it came down to it. My micro is far better than what it was last year! Honest! And I swear that all my music and movies are legal, and only commited one digital felony! I also stayed away from watching too much pr0n so I could focus more on my l33t haxorizing and pwn'ng.

    What I'm trying to say really, is that this year I need some new hardware Santa, my old sempron doesn't cut it anymore, my 9800 is lack-luster, 240gigs just ain't enough! My mouse is warn from its wheel, my speakers are not l33t enough to pwn anymore, my monitor seems to be growing in depth, but the screen is still too small. j00 no what I mean?

    My list this year is small, but I'm sure you'll understand it is still as important:
    - A64-FX57
    - RDX200 CF-DR
    - 2x1G 1-2-1-1.5
    - 2x7800gtx 512
    - x-fi
    - Optimus OLED
    - and one Copperhead...

    Thats alls I ask j00 this year Santa. Please bring these faster than a 56k, as I'm totaly getting pwn'd by some n00bs because they're hardware is much better.


    I'll leave out some Bawls and some cookies just for you.

    j00 pwn.



    Sincerely yours,
    Malfoleo
     
  5. Tim S

    Tim S OG

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    you'll need to ask him to make SLI work on a CrossFire motherboard too ;)
     
  6. Malvolio

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    It's santa, he can do anything, remember? :rolleyes:
     
  7. Lovah

    Lovah Apple and Canon fanboy

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    LoL!

    Oh yeah, santa. I'll take a full option Quad G5, with 2x 23" Apple cinema displays. That should do the trick.

    Thx and take care
     
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  8. DreamTheEndless

    DreamTheEndless Gravity hates Bacon

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    Dear Santa -

    all I want for christmas is a computer - just one. Something like - maybe, a new powermac with 2 dual core g5 procs and 8gb of ram or something like that....

    Oh, and I'll need a monitor too - how about one of those nice little 30 inch cinema displays?

    Please?

    Thanks - I promise I've been a good boy.

    Also, I'll be having a baby in February, so I won't be able to afford to buy one for myself.

    Thanks.

    -DreamTheEndless
     
  9. Pookeyhead

    Pookeyhead It's big, and it's clever.

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    Dear Santa

    I would like a XFX 7800 512Mb Extreme... cos I only bought my lesser version 2 months ago, and it's outdated already. Oh.. and can you make Danger Den hurry up and develop a water block for the revised layout, so I can then buy my own in case you decide to be teh tight, stingy, mean bearded git I suspect you are... yeah.. you heard me "santa"... creeping down childrens chimneys at night to handle their "stockings"... yeah... I've got your number pal... OK?
     
  10. hitman012

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    He better not drop my new Barracuda down the damn chimney...
     
  11. <A88>

    <A88> Trust the Computer

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    Dear Santa
    I would like a new hard-disk please. Cheers.

    <A88>
     
  12. Lost.Soul

    Lost.Soul What's a Dremel?

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    Well, because I have done my best during the last year, I want:

    Tyan Thunder K8SE (S2892)
    2x AMD Opteron 870
    2x Geforce 7800GTX 512MB
    4GB of really fast RAM in dual channel
    One PCPower and Cooling 1kW PSU
    4x Chill1 Extreme Prometeia
    A pair of 74GB Raptors
    and the Apple 30" Cinema Display

    Thank you! :thumb:
     
  13. seebul

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    Same for me please santa! but make it 16 GB of ram instead please? :D :rock:
     
  14. Firehed

    Firehed Why not? I own a domain to match.

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    Santa -
    Do kindly drop off the components for my 'git-r-done' computer:
    Tyan S2895A2NRF 2x940 Motherboard
    2x XFX 7800GTX
    Antec TruepowerII-550
    2x AMD '265' Italy dual-core Opteron
    2x Corsair 2x1GB ECC/REG memory kits
    2x Maxtor MaxlineIII 300GB SATA drive w/ 16MB cache
    Lite-On 1693s Black DVDRW
    Lian Li v2000
    Associated goodies from Germany to have it Watercooled by Aqua Computer

    Yours Truly,
    Firehed

    PS - A pair of 2405FPW Dell monitors couldn't go amiss, either :)

    (yes, I was doing some hardcore multitasking when I laid that out... three different simultaneous video transcodes just to start)
     
  15. thecrownles

    thecrownles What's a Relix?

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    Dear santa, I only ask of you two, small, gift-wrapped boxes. One with the quad layer Blu-Ray Disk of Half-Life 3, and one with the Halo 3 DVD. I promise I will not resell them on ebay at a wildly inflated price.
     
  16. GiGo

    GiGo was once a nerd.....

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    Dear Santa,

    If I believed in your stupid holiday then I would really like another computers the same as mine (its in my sig) also if you could drop (well not litterly) a nice fully completed carputer than I might start believing in this holiday.

    Thanks
    GiGo

    (sorry I dont do xmas)
     
  17. finboz

    finboz What's a Dremel?

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  18. Slink

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    Dear Santa,
    I know what and mother got upto last year under the stairs, See you soon

    Yours
    Dave the hammer Slink
     
  19. trigger

    trigger Procrastinator

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    Dear Santy Claws,

    Thanks muchly again for the socks last year, my feet are very warm! I was wondering whether this year I might request something to play with? I would very much like a nice new Cisco 857 router, a Zalman Reserator PLUS1 to quieten down my HTPC box, and if poss. I'd surely appreciate a Funk V turntable as Dom_ reckons they are the shizzle.

    If you guys can't stretch to this I will happily take some more day-of-the-week underwear.

    Many Thanks
    trig.
     
  20. orb

    orb satisfying.

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    Dear Santa.

    Hi, for christmas i would like .

    AMD X2-FX57.
    2 7800GTX
    3 500gb hard drives
    19 30" widescreen monitors.

    Thanks
     

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