In real life I'm a very shy and retiring small man with a penectomy. I will leave it to yourselves to ascertain how much of that is true. *n
Aaawh nice thread! Christmas Eve, I have some friends over for dinner and we exchange presents n cards. Then me and my friends join the rest of the village on the village green to sing carols and have christmas readings around the tree. It's really nice! Then we usually go back to one of our houses for a few xmas eve programs and a wee drinky poo's before retiring home for the rest of the evening! On christmas day, we'll get up waay to early, open my stocking on my mum n dads bed, eat breakfast to the radio 4 christmas morning choirboy service then go into the front room and open presents. After this we'll piss about a bit, have xmas dinner, then my dad will get pissed out his head and snore on the sofa for the next 12 hours.
