After just reading RTT's post of a guy (I assume) shaving his arse hair, I just had to create a thread to contain - capture or whatever, any other 'gems' out-there. The idea is that you quote any short story of comedic nature (that is mildly funny) and we sit read and giggle. Preferably real events, as that always makes it better. I'd post my own, but alas, I have none. So, do you have any comedic short-stories? not one-liners, but a bit lengthy but funny stories?