Confessions.

I think we already have a thread like this, can't remember what it's called though...

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Worst thing you've ever done?

 

I've stopped a moving train by standing on the rails and waving my arms. The train driver was really pissed off.. I wonder why

 

I pushed a guys arm through a window. You should have seen the amount of blood... somoone had to come and hose it away.

 

Oh yea, I'll never forget the day me and some friends (8 of us in fact) blew up the toilet at school, that was sooo funny, everyone except me got suspended

 

a friends father in-law was a car trader so we used to steal a car every saturday night when they went out, we were 17 at the time and ended up blowing the engine of a nissan silvia turbo and writing off a austin maestro, ahh the simplicity of youth.

 

I ran over a little girls bike with a lawn mower and drove away.

 

That exact same thing happened at my old school.

I remember when I was about 13, I decided to bake a cake. So, I turn on the oven to the max heat setting, and let it warm up.

As I'm upstairs playing on the playstation, I hear the loudest bang ever, and the house shook.

Yeah, My dad had been cleaning the insides of the oven with Mr Muscle and left the can in there.

The kitchen was FULL of smoke and there was fire pouring out of the oven.

Boy oh boy did I get it when he got home

 

C'mon though, who the hell leaves something like that, In an Oven!?

 

True true, I dont think he expected anyone to use it though!

 

Well, people do actually clean ovens, so it would easily be possible to leave a can in it, such as when you leave a can of polish on your window sill!

 

ROFL that was sooo disgusting. And he still has a massive mark on his arm... I remember when E saw the blood: "Good God! What happend here?" I hope you feel guilty



I need to think of something suitable to post...
ch424

 

Window sill, Oven.
Hmm, doesn't quite work for me, all the same, very funny.

 

Funny?! It scared the living **** out of me! I thought the house was going to fall down

 

Surely now, you look back, and laugh?

 

Damn right I do

 

Im drunk right now and everything seems so much cooler. Good enough?

 

No. Its just your altered perception. The coolness level has not changed.

 

I "liberated" about $100 worth of computer parts from my school.

I pirate A LOT of music.

If this is becoming just a general "stupid things you've done" thread, one time I tried to open a spray paint can to find the plastic ball that knocks around. After all the paint was out I stabbed it with a knife then started ripping it apart with pliers. I ripped one piece off at such an angle that it ripped up my arm. There were two cuts. They happened to be equal length, about an inch apart, and parallel. Whenever someone sees me they start rambling on about "suicide isn't the solution", they look that much like they were cut purposefully with a knife. Surprisingly enough, it didn't hurt much and didn't bleed much. I was actually laughing right when it happened. Then I tried to get the blood to drip into the paint can. Then I put a paper towel over it and decided not to rip apart any more paint cans. I still have very visible scars and it was 3-4 years ago.

 

I once pissed myself during the night at my friends [too much soda then fell asleep] I freaked and blamed it on one of his cats. His mom and him believed it. *whew

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