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Cows with guns?

Discussion in 'General' started by CyberSol, 8 Jun 2005.

  1. CyberSol

    CyberSol 1337 Pants

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    Got this stuck in my head all day, Well done imo.

    Cows with guns

    Work safe.

    and tickle me pink if its a repost.
     
    Last edited: 8 Jun 2005
  2. P2D

    P2D 99.999% Pure Spam!

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    seen b4, dunno if on this forum tho..

    "cows with guns!!" lalala
     
  3. Stuntman

    Stuntman Minimodder

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    Heh, I love it.
     
  4. penski

    penski BodMod

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    Is this the 'Then out of the skies, surrounding the shoppers, came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers' one?

    *n
     
  5. Fly

    Fly inter arma silent leges

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    yep
     
  6. CyberSol

    CyberSol 1337 Pants

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    My personal fav line is "Cows well hung."
     
  7. a9on87

    a9on87 ...

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    heh, quality :hehe:
     
  8. hughwi

    hughwi Minimodder

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    I love it... this never gets old :D
     
  9. Bogomip

    Bogomip ... Yo Momma

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    There seems to be a whole heap of weird al rips going on recently. Like someone just found him out, and decided to make lots of flash based around it.

    Good song though, one of my favorite weird al ones!
     
  10. TheoGeo

    TheoGeo What are these goddamn animals?!

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    very good, made me smile.... but i dont think it was weird al :confused:
     
  11. CyberSol

    CyberSol 1337 Pants

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    No it was not made by weird al

    Taken from http://www.cowswithguns.com/Cowstory.html

    Part 1
    VISITED BY THE GREAT COSMIC COW

    I awoke at about 5:30AM one August morning in 1994 from a strange dream. Bovine revolutionaries had just taken Omaha in the most significant defeat of the US military since Red Cloud dusted Custer. The story was told in a simple countryesque tune with an over abundance of weak rhymes and low blow puns. I immediately rose to scribble down the 14 or so verses I remembered from the dream.

    Several hours later my girlfriend found me in the parking lot writing in my notebook. We were about to leave on a trip where I was to meet her folks for the first time.

    "Are you OK?" she asked.

    "Oh, yeah, just writing a new tune".

    "Let me hear it, perhaps you can play it for Mom and Dad this afternoon."

    I sang her the tune.

    "Maybe not."

    I worked on the lyrics of COWS for several weeks and had a lot of difficulty with the ending of the song. At one point I had the US dropping nuclear weapons on the cows, but my friends quickly rejected this ending as "not positive", and "too sad". Which was true. But how could a bunch of poorly armed bovines defeat the greatest military might on Earth?

    My old friend Robbie Liben was visiting from New York City. He is one of the worst punsters I've ever met in my life. When he gets on a role, it can be a real punishment. (groan). Anyway, he was hanging out with me up at the treehouse where I live, and we decided to go over into the neighbors hot-tub and work on the COWS WITH GUNS ending. Four hours later, a pruned Liben lept from the tub exclaiming "Whoppers, coppers, shoppers, choppers!" a quadruple rhyme capturing the entire Western experience of malls, meat, military, and a Hollywood cavalry rescue all in one neat double verse. COWS WITH GUNS was complete.



    click here for more
     
  12. RTT

    RTT #parp

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    Hadn't seen that before :D
     
  13. KelticFox

    KelticFox What's a Dremel?

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    *Gets a bit worried at the mention of cows with guns*

    Are they coming to get revenge???? :worried::worried::worried::worried::worried:
     
  14. Dodge

    Dodge What's a Dremel?

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    I quite liked the line which went with him sqirting milk in the guys eye.
     
  15. jezmck

    jezmck Minimodder

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    yet again bringing up the point - 'cows with udders be not male'
     
  16. orb

    orb satisfying.

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    rofl, nice one
     
  17. Emzay

    Emzay "He's doing a poo!"

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    Penski has the mp3 n plays it alot when you visit his humble abode :hehe:
     
  18. alextwo

    alextwo <a href="http://forums.bit-tech.net/showpost.php?p

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    Lol I dont think you need to worry, just cover some fireworks in grass and that should sort them out :hehe:
     
  19. 731|\|37

    731|\|37 ESD Engineer in Training

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    Iv got an mp3 of it too, and no it wasn't by wierd al, thers no acordion...
     
  20. I'm_Not_A_Monster

    I'm_Not_A_Monster Hey, eat this...

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    "bad cow pun"

    made me giggle. (that was when he said the cow knew the "stakes" were high)
     

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