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Gaming Dante's Inferno Review

Discussion in 'Article Discussion' started by Sifter3000, 5 Feb 2010.

  1. Sifter3000

    Sifter3000 I used to be somebody

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  2. dinjo_jo

    dinjo_jo New Member

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    Crap the gaming section is blocked in my office so couldn't read the review as far as i have heard its a GOW Clone, someone post the review here.


    Can we get video reviews i would be really interesting in that case ?
     
  3. memeroot

    memeroot aged and experianced

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    go through an alternative ip :)

    played the demo and was shocked at the nipples... crud game
     
  4. dinjo_jo

    dinjo_jo New Member

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    Whats the points the game has got here ?
     
  5. CardJoe

    CardJoe Freelance Journalist

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    5/10
     
  6. dinjo_jo

    dinjo_jo New Member

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    Would you guys be doing a review of Demo of Heavy Rain ? i would want that
     
  7. bob

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    From the demo I found this munch better than Bayonetta. The health fountains are admittedly annoying but at least there aren't a million combos to learn and your character isn't completely surrounded sometimes so you cant see where you are.
     
  8. CardJoe

    CardJoe Freelance Journalist

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    Less moves is a better thing? Personally, I found all I needed to do with weaker enemies was right-trigger them and press B for a drawn-out insta-kill that baffflingly stopped other enemies attacking you. Harder enemies could be easily trounced by hammering B for a holy barrage, followed by melee button mashing. Nothing deeper than that = Yawn.
     
  9. CardJoe

    CardJoe Freelance Journalist

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    Um, why don't you just play the review yourself? We'll review the full game, but why bother to do the demo too?
     
  10. DarkLord7854

    DarkLord7854 New Member

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    Yea I noticed that in the demo, found it utterly boring and the story wasn't any more entertaining. I think they threw in boobs to try and keep people interested tbh.. it didn't really work for me.
     
  11. Skiddywinks

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    Maybe penis' would have worked more for you?
     
  12. CardJoe

    CardJoe Freelance Journalist

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    There are them too.
     
  13. pimonserry

    pimonserry sounds like a party.

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    Will you be reviewing MAG for PS3?
    I don't have a PS3 or anything, it just looks quite interesting.
     
  14. CardJoe

    CardJoe Freelance Journalist

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    Nope. Unable to secure a copy and we're now past release window, sorry.
     
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  15. pimonserry

    pimonserry sounds like a party.

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    Never mind, thanks for responding anyway :)
     
  16. FaIIen

    FaIIen origami killer

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    this review is so biased that it should be named ... "Why should you buy Bayonetta instead of Dante's Inferno"
     
  17. CardJoe

    CardJoe Freelance Journalist

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    Don't you mean "Why you should buy Bayonetta instead of Dante's Inferno?"

    And surely, it's a valid question.
     
  18. kenco_uk

    kenco_uk I unsuccessfully then tried again

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    Excellent review, Joe. I played the demo and thought, "Yeah, it's alright". The QTE to ride the beast was visceral enough and the actual riding was great fun but if (from the sounds of it) that's all the game offers I can imagine it becoming a dull grindfest of button mashing just to see the - sometimes - pretty graphics.
     
  19. Anovascular

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    "I kick arse for The Lord!"

    Braindead reference.

    +500 respect for BT.
     
  20. pcnerd

    pcnerd Banned

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    Its a bad BAD clone of GOD OF WAR. :nono:
     
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