1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

dating?

Discussion in 'General' started by foxx, 17 Apr 2005.

  1. foxx

    foxx What's a Dremel?

    Joined:
    5 Sep 2004
    Posts:
    785
    Likes Received:
    0
    Hello, this friday me and my girlfriend are going on our second date. But I heard her talking (and other resources) that she wants me to kiss her. I have never kissed a girl(besides my mom) before. How should I do it, when, where, how long do I do it. And there are more( just cant think of htem) any advice on this subject is apriciated.
     
  2. K

    K 528491

    Joined:
    31 Oct 2001
    Posts:
    5,700
    Likes Received:
    16
    The best advice is no advice.

    Even though that IS advice... Don't be pedantic.

    But really, just go with the flow. You don't plan this kinda thing.
     
  3. RR5

    RR5 What's a Dremel?

    Joined:
    7 Dec 2003
    Posts:
    710
    Likes Received:
    0
    Typically having fresh breath helps. Gum, mints, etc something along those lines.

    You can always tell her she can share your mint by kissing you.
     
  4. dom_

    dom_ --->

    Joined:
    4 Jan 2004
    Posts:
    3,942
    Likes Received:
    8
    take a condom incase you get lucky. best be prepared ;)
     
  5. The cheapskate

    The cheapskate One custom title before Matty

    Joined:
    27 Oct 2004
    Posts:
    890
    Likes Received:
    0
    Dont follow stupid advice,


    Best take a PACKET OF CONDOMS in case you get really lucky, :naughty:
     
  6. Kameleon

    Kameleon is watching you...

    Joined:
    29 Apr 2003
    Posts:
    3,500
    Likes Received:
    8
    Or at least buy more than one so you can practise putting it on before the big moment ;)
     
  7. Tim S

    Tim S OG

    Joined:
    8 Nov 2001
    Posts:
    18,881
    Likes Received:
    78
    :thumb:
     
  8. Malvolio

    Malvolio .

    Joined:
    14 Dec 2003
    Posts:
    4,632
    Likes Received:
    178
    You know your life may need some help, because you are becoming just a little too attached to the keyboard, when: you go online to a computer related forum to ask about technical information in reguards to kissing a girl you're taking out on a date.


    Nice.






    PS: the absolute only advice anybody could ever give you is: do only what you feel is right, and she will do the same. If dry humping in public is your thing, you'll know when the time is right to "get into the grind" :thumb:
     
  9. TheAnimus

    TheAnimus Banned

    Joined:
    25 Dec 2003
    Posts:
    3,214
    Likes Received:
    8
    anyone seen that red dwarf episode where lister's shame is telling rimmer how he used to practice kissing with his hand.

    Just remeber to CLEAN YOUR TEETH PROPERLY - with a toothbrush, not gum, or a peice of paper on ur finger.

    also if you're kissing 'suthern' areas, remeber ye old belly button test.

    if fluff thar be, from her muff flee.

    if they don't take care of belly button clenlyness, then they won't other places.
     
  10. foxx

    foxx What's a Dremel?

    Joined:
    5 Sep 2004
    Posts:
    785
    Likes Received:
    0
    Cool thanks for all your suggestions so far, The date is on friday. So Plenty of time for me to practise. And get more tips.
     
  11. f U z ! o N

    f U z ! o N What's a Dremel?

    Joined:
    1 Feb 2004
    Posts:
    593
    Likes Received:
    0
    just go with the flow. heck dont even practice. its better to go with the flow. if she judges you by a kiss then she obviously has some problems. i wouldn't worry about it.
     
  12. aevitas

    aevitas What's a Dremel?

    Joined:
    6 Mar 2005
    Posts:
    301
    Likes Received:
    3
    Once you're at it (kissing) it will all go by itself.

    Don't plan it cause it will only make you nervous..

    Like every1 says: GO WITH THE FLOW :naughty:
     
  13. The_Gimpy

    The_Gimpy What's a Dremel?

    Joined:
    15 Jul 2004
    Posts:
    196
    Likes Received:
    0
    Don't slobber or attach your self like um... *thinking of a geek term here* like a head crab to her face. I once kissed a chick who thought tounge belonged outside you mouth while kissing or something along those lines, I swear, it was gross. It not a tough thing to do.

    Sence when are people dating before they kissed anyways? How old are ya dude? That might explain it a little better.

    Wow, I never thought I'd be giving kissing advice, more specificaly on the internet. Whats this world coming to?!
     
  14. mchick1

    mchick1 What's a Dremel?

    Joined:
    10 Apr 2005
    Posts:
    39
    Likes Received:
    0
    Hey foxx....its Me! Why would you go online and ask that? but its sweet ur thinking about it...talk to you on monday! :blush:
     
  15. foxx

    foxx What's a Dremel?

    Joined:
    5 Sep 2004
    Posts:
    785
    Likes Received:
    0
    OMFG, I completely forgot my girlfriend serfed bit. Hi mchick1.
     
  16. Zephyr

    Zephyr Go V-Boy, Go!

    Joined:
    1 Oct 2004
    Posts:
    2,024
    Likes Received:
    1
    This has to be the most classic thing I've found. The chick finds the dude on his computer forums.

    This goes to show;
    1: Google is your friend, forums where people can reply smart-ass comments aren't.

    2: Don't ask questions. Just do it ;)
     
  17. RR5

    RR5 What's a Dremel?

    Joined:
    7 Dec 2003
    Posts:
    710
    Likes Received:
    0
    :lol:

    Busted.
     
  18. Jaxx

    Jaxx What's a Dremel?

    Joined:
    7 Apr 2004
    Posts:
    64
    Likes Received:
    0
    :hehe:

    You sure have a mess to handle now. lol. ****..this is a funny thread :D
     
  19. Emzay

    Emzay "He's doing a poo!"

    Joined:
    24 Aug 2002
    Posts:
    1,447
    Likes Received:
    9
    ^_^ sooooo cuuuuuuute
     
  20. Lovah

    Lovah Apple and Canon fanboy

    Joined:
    10 Jul 2002
    Posts:
    3,846
    Likes Received:
    25
    classic.

    L
     

Share This Page