Discussion in 'Article Discussion' started by Da Dego, 22 Sep 2006.
damn you making me laugh like that in a packed office
bush: lets drop some dell laptops on those terrorists.
terrorist: there is no better explosive device than the new dell laptops!!!!! now i can surf the intarnet and kill infidels at the same time.
Welcome to the last 5-6 years noobs.
there can be only one answer to this... the pentagon will be holding the largest lanparty the world has ever seen, it will be larger than all the lan parties in the world combined
why wouldn't they just buy all the defunct batteries sony made?
Because a battery alone will not explode.
It's nice to see the Pentagon spending so much money to keep folks in a job....in China !
Its perfect when they are being overrun and have to destroy all the equipment and papers so they dont land in enemy hands. All they got to do is put the battery in and poof. its gone.
Update to this story, it wasn't "Dell laptops" it was "Dell boy laptops" !
"You break it, you have to fix it", Powell warned Bush.
The proper quote is "you break it, you own it"
Also known as the Pottery Barn principal
Subtle, but important difference
I've got a degree in Pedantry. And a second in Artistic Licence.
And I think you'll find it's 'principle'.
Powell: "Stop hitting the 'Enter' key, Mr President, it's the 'Escape' key you need to find."
ha, not to bash dell, but I have never had a good experience with them or their products, personally I feel bad for whoever gets a box delivered of dell products.
incendiary laptops... what a great idea.....
Powell: "It's really easy, just enter the URL you wish to find and hit 'enter'"
Bush: "What's URL?"
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