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News Dell lands US Military contract

Discussion in 'Article Discussion' started by Da Dego, 22 Sep 2006.

  1. Da Dego

    Da Dego Brett Thomas

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  2. Gunsmith

    Gunsmith Maximum Win

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    damn you making me laugh like that in a packed office :hehe:
     
  3. DXR_13KE

    DXR_13KE BananaModder

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    bush: lets drop some dell laptops on those terrorists.

    terrorist: there is no better explosive device than the new dell laptops!!!!! now i can surf the intarnet and kill infidels at the same time.
     
  4. allforcarrie

    allforcarrie Banned

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    Welcome to the last 5-6 years noobs.
     
  5. THEkorean

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    there can be only one answer to this... the pentagon will be holding the largest lanparty the world has ever seen, it will be larger than all the lan parties in the world combined :D
     
  6. acidfire

    acidfire What's a Dremel?

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    why wouldn't they just buy all the defunct batteries sony made?
     
  7. sinizterguy

    sinizterguy Dark & Sinizter

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    Because a battery alone will not explode.
     
  8. trailblazer

    trailblazer What's a Dremel?

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    It's nice to see the Pentagon spending so much money to keep folks in a job....in China !
     
  9. mikeuk2004

    mikeuk2004 What you Looking at Fool!

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    Its perfect when they are being overrun and have to destroy all the equipment and papers so they dont land in enemy hands. All they got to do is put the battery in and poof. its gone.
     
  10. trailblazer

    trailblazer What's a Dremel?

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    Update to this story, it wasn't "Dell laptops" it was "Dell boy laptops" !
     
  11. cpemma

    cpemma Ecky thump

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    "You break it, you have to fix it", Powell warned Bush.
     
  12. Cthippo

    Cthippo Can't mod my way out of a paper bag

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    The proper quote is "you break it, you own it"

    Also known as the Pottery Barn principal

    Subtle, but important difference ;)
     
  13. cpemma

    cpemma Ecky thump

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    I've got a degree in Pedantry. And a second in Artistic Licence.
    And I think you'll find it's 'principle'. :hip:

    Powell: "Stop hitting the 'Enter' key, Mr President, it's the 'Escape' key you need to find."
     
  14. Warrior_Rocker

    Warrior_Rocker Holder of the sacred iron

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    ha, not to bash dell, but I have never had a good experience with them or their products, personally I feel bad for whoever gets a box delivered of dell products.

    incendiary laptops... what a great idea.....


    Powell: "It's really easy, just enter the URL you wish to find and hit 'enter'"
    Bush: "What's URL?"
     
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