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LOL Demotivational Posters (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General' started by boiled_elephant, 7 Dec 2008.

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  1. Psycho

    Psycho Average

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    Too lazy to fix that. someone fix it...
     
  2. barndoor101

    barndoor101 Bring back the demote thread!

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    or worse, depending on the interest rate
     
  3. Kalcifer

    Kalcifer It’s fun to do the impossible.

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    g3n3tiX Active Member

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    Oh, I didn't know that. My bad. |/french guy]
     
  5. mvagusta

    mvagusta Did a skid that went for two weeks.

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    Ya, the eye pic reminded me of goatse, hence, FFFUUUU Internet :grr:

    ORLY :confused:
    Around here, you can't borrow a million bucks, unless you'd have an income of ~$3k+ per week, and be worth at least $1.3 million gross, or a minimum $300k net worth.
     
  6. shigllgetcha

    shigllgetcha Come at me bro

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    **** sakes it was an example
     
  7. mvagusta

    mvagusta Did a skid that went for two weeks.

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    Ahhh, sort of like how shoving a cucumber up someone's ass isn't how you make fruit salad.
     
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  8. talladega

    talladega I'm Squidward

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    would rep ya for that if i could. i can't "give it to you" right now. :lol:
     
  9. capnPedro

    capnPedro Hacker. Maker. Engineer.

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    Yeah. I mean what sort of freaky fruit salad has cucumber in it!?
     
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  10. DaveVader

    DaveVader Fast Action Response Team

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    Reminds me of that old quote, something like "it takes a wise man to realise a tomato is a fruit but a genius to know not to put it in a fruit salad"
     
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  11. Korraz

    Korraz Demote-Thread-Victim

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    Ever tried tomato in a fruit salad?
     
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  12. DaveVader

    DaveVader Fast Action Response Team

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    Nope, ever tried one up your arse?
     
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  13. DXR_13KE

    DXR_13KE BananaModder

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    It is quite uncomfortable and squishy...
     
  14. DarkLord7854

    DarkLord7854 New Member

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    That'd have to be quite an unripe tomato or a very plastic one to not get squished on it's way in..
     
  15. Psycho

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    This sums up a common chat on the internet.
     
  16. Lorquis

    Lorquis lorquisSpamCount++;

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    So speaketh the resident authority of rectal insertion of groceries.

    We bow to your browned vegetation holiness!
     
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  17. chimmy09

    chimmy09 New Member

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    The internet has taught me that you shouldn't question the ripeness of the tomato, but the size of the entrance... I agree with MV, damn you internet.
     
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  18. DarkLord7854

    DarkLord7854 New Member

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    I wipe my rectum after each use thank you very much, it'd be a fairly clean tomato even after the procedure :p
     
  19. NuTech

    NuTech New Member

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    30 years later...

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  20. Gunsmith

    Gunsmith Maximum Win

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