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Discussion in 'General' started by boiled_elephant, 7 Dec 2008.

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  1. Malketh

    Malketh What's a Dremel?

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    I met a guy yesterday who claims he can chug a bottle of Guinness in 4 seconds. I wanted to stab him for saying that, but then I asked him if he could devour a loaf of bread in the same time frame...
     
  2. Fisher.

    Fisher. partially impartial

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    The first one is good, but after that it's a bit of a chore. On the other hand, there are beers that are much heavier than Guiness out there, and people still drink the hell out of them.

    I wonder who will be the first to include a fork with each can :lol:
     
  3. ChromeX

    ChromeX Minimodder

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    If it was a bottle then yeah no problem, if you bottle bonged it. As for a pint? No chance
     
  4. liratheal

    liratheal Sharing is Caring

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    Depends. If it was poured by a cretin, then it might be possible. There's a guy around here that pours guiness in one sitting :/

    It's like drinking muddy water.
     
  5. Bad Horse TBoS

    Bad Horse TBoS Put the Dremel where?

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    The only way to drink guiness is in a car bomb.
     
  6. Haramzadeh

    Haramzadeh Son of Sin

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    Thanks guys! :D

    I meet with my squad at a safehouse near the Jordanian border. I hear the IED workshop instructor there is top notch. :dremel:
     
  7. capnPedro

    capnPedro Hacker. Maker. Engineer.

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    What does Guinness taste like? I've only drank it once, a long time ago and I was too drunk to remember if I liked it or not.
     
  8. Haramzadeh

    Haramzadeh Son of Sin

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    Its kinda thick/heavy and very smooth. One of the few beers that I can say I enjoy the taste of. Good job paddies.
     
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  9. format

    format What's a Dremel?

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    Guinness is fantastic. It's sometimes a little hard to drink a lot of it though, because it's so heavy.

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  10. Bad Horse TBoS

    Bad Horse TBoS Put the Dremel where?

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    Personally I think Guinness taste like what I imagine a soiled baby diaper that has been covered in dog hair then burnt, mixed with pig sht fed to a street bum then crapped in a glass would taste like....if drank

    Just my opinion I could be wrong.
     
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  11. Mr Flibbles

    Mr Flibbles I'm not part of the solution....

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    :clap:

    The description made me Lol. + Rep:D
     
  12. Bad Horse TBoS

    Bad Horse TBoS Put the Dremel where?

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    Thank u. Ill be here all night
     
  13. Mr.ME

    Mr.ME Minimodder

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    no demot but still funny
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  14. Mr Flibbles

    Mr Flibbles I'm not part of the solution....

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    Nice!

    :rock:
     
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  15. Haramzadeh

    Haramzadeh Son of Sin

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    Venn Diagrams :naughty:
     
  16. pimonserry

    pimonserry sounds like a party.

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    Scarlett Johansson wins the thread.
     
  17. jhanlon303

    jhanlon303 The Keeper of History

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    Is fearr de thú Guinness!
     
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  18. Xtrafresh

    Xtrafresh It never hurts to help

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    Great work. My reaction to this picture is quite complicated...

    here, let me explain:

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  19. Unicorn

    Unicorn Uniform November India

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    What's Guiness? We drink a lot of Guinness over here, maybe that's what you are thinking of.

    Lightweight :O You grow up with it, you get used to it. It's the same with vodka in Russia ;)

    Don't doubt that to be honest. You wanna see the things i've seen some guys do with a bottle/can/pint of Guinness in bars here :/

    Lol, never heard that one before :D It's not that heavy!

    See above comment.

    The people below got rep for having the only positive comments about Guinness in the past couple of pages. You too John, I know you love the stuff ;) The rest of you are haters :(

     
  20. jhanlon303

    jhanlon303 The Keeper of History

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    My birthday is in April and I will have been drinking Guinness since I was 3. My grandparents would put me some in a shot glass!

    It is said the Guinness has some good oxidants in it's recipe. All my Irish grandparents lived to well into their 90s. Damn, that's a lot of potatoes.
     
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