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LOL Demotivational Posters (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General' started by boiled_elephant, 7 Dec 2008.

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  1. Psycho

    Psycho Average

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    QUICK! CALL TEH PALADINZ!!!

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    This will work, though...
     
  2. ry@n

    ry@n Minimodder

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  3. Christof_II

    Christof_II SNAAAAAAAKE!!!

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    +rep for you
     
  4. Guest-16

    Guest-16 Guest

    + rep for Easter special demot :thumb:

    Funny and timely!
     
  5. quietguy

    quietguy D'orc

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    And he still hasn't re-entered the game!
     
  6. knuck

    knuck Hate your face

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    admins should check the log to see if he was ever in. I suspect it was just an aliaser playing as Jesus
     
  7. Gunsmith

    Gunsmith Maximum Win

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    jesus is a bot

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  8. cjmUK

    cjmUK Old git.

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    No, he respawned, but now he's AFK.

    ...probably stocking up on Mountain Dew or something....
     
  9. Psycho

    Psycho Average

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    He Rage Quit'd but forgot to get out of the game
     
  10. wst

    wst Minimodder

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    ****it, Losenis made me lose.
     
  11. knuck

    knuck Hate your face

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    you did this to yourself mate. He wasn't talking about the game

    but I was :D

    you lost again
     
  12. Pieface

    Pieface Modder

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    [​IMG]


    Once you see it...
     
  13. Fisher.

    Fisher. partially impartial

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  14. wst

    wst Minimodder

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    Why did I check this thread 30 minutes after I last looked at it? Dammit.
     
  15. Kalcifer

    Kalcifer If you want change, start with yourself.

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    Astounding new element discovered

    Oxford University researchers have discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.


    These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

    A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete. Govermentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

    In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.
     
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  16. interzen

    interzen Real men use chainsaws.

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    They forgot to add:

    -0.00000001C - England and Wales grinds to a halt due to 'extreme weather conditions'. Scots start laughing their asses off.

    Funnily enough, in my last job I had a Russian co-worker who could never work out what all the fuss was about when the temperature dropped to single figures and everyone was wrapped up like the Michelin man - having said that, if he turned up to work wearing a sweater then you knew it was cold :)

    The thing about French cars not starting is bang on the money, though :sigh:
     
  17. ry@n

    ry@n Minimodder

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    Woah, I received 7 rep for that jesus image alone!
     
  18. barndoor101

    barndoor101 Bring back the demote thread!

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    there, fixed that for ya ;)
     
  19. Kalcifer

    Kalcifer If you want change, start with yourself.

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  20. Moyo2k

    Moyo2k AMD Fanboy

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    So much win!
     
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