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Discussion in 'General' started by boiled_elephant, 7 Dec 2008.

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  1. FantasyProps

    FantasyProps New Member

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    Mary Had a Little Lamb


    Mary had a little lamb,
    Her father shot it dead.
    Now it goes to school with her,
    between two hunks of bread.

    Little Miss Muffet


    Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
    Her clothes all tattered and torn.
    It wasn't the spider
    That crept up beside her,
    But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

    Simple Simon


    Simple Simon met a Pieman,
    Going to the fair.
    Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
    What have you got there?
    Said the Pieman unto Simon,
    Pies, you dickhead.

    Humpty Dumpty


    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
    All the kings horses
    And all the kings men,
    Said "F*ck him,
    He's only an egg."

    Mary Had a Another Lamb


    Mary had a little lamb
    It ran into a pylon.
    10,000 volts went up it's ass,
    And turned it's wool to nylon.

    Georgy Porgy


    Georgie Porgy, pudding and pie.
    Kissed the girls and made them cry.
    When the boys came out to play,
    He kissed them too, cause he was gay.

    Jack and Jill


    Jack and Jill
    Went up the hill,
    To have little fun.
    Jill, that dill
    Forgot her pill,
    And now they have a son.

    Old Mother Hubbard


    Old Mother Hubbard
    Went to the cupboard
    to fetch her poor dog a bone.
    When she bent over
    Rover took over,
    And gave her a bone of his own.

    Little Boy Blue


    Little Boy Blew.
    Hey. He needed the Money.
     
  2. Guest-23315

    Guest-23315 Guest

    On the assumption that the 4.5 million views of this thread are 4.5 million different IP's visiting, then at least 1 in every 1,000 people in the world have seen this most epic thread.

    :thumb:
     
  3. bigsharn

    bigsharn Officially demotivated

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    Unfortunately not... but it's a goal :D
     
  4. FantasyProps

    FantasyProps New Member

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    Should try google analytics to see unique visitors....
     
  5. specofdust

    specofdust Banned

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    Unfortunately, even if they all were unique, the world's population is considerably larger 4.5Bn. It's at approx. 6.8Bn right now I believe.
     
  6. cyrilthefish

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    [​IMG]

    And a very scary photoshop :eeek:
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  7. Addz

    Addz King of the Love Castle

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  8. RedFlames

    RedFlames ...is not a Belgian football team

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    damn that's a lot of blu-tack
     
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    Guest-23315 Guest

    Bah, my bad, I meant 1 in 1,000 people with an internet connection..
     
  10. Psycho

    Psycho Average

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    wich would be the most famous forum on the internet?
     
  11. capnPedro

    capnPedro Hacker. Maker. Engineer.

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    Guest-23315 Guest

    Imageboard..
     
  13. capnPedro

    capnPedro Hacker. Maker. Engineer.

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    Semantics.
     
  14. Moriquendi

    Moriquendi Bit Tech Biker

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    Umm, there aren't 4.5B people with an internet connection, more like 1B.

    Moriquendi
     
  15. chimmy09

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    If my research is correct, which it quite possibly is not...there are approximately 1.8B people with internet connection, as of 2009
     
  16. Moriquendi

    Moriquendi Bit Tech Biker

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    The article I read said 1B but it was dated Jan 2009, either way my point was that less than a third of the worlds population have internet not three quarters as was suggested.

    Moriquendi
     
  17. Constructacon

    Constructacon Constructing since 1978

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  18. Cptn-Inafinus

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    Sorry if this is a repost, but how have I never done this before. Whaaat.
     
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  19. 316ftw

    316ftw boo!

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    What's this?

    I had no Idea this was in my pc.

    Kinda like it :rock:
     
  20. Mr Mario

    Mr Mario New Member

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    Yeah is kind of funky, anyone know why it's there?
     
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