LOL Demotivational Posters (NSFW)

Indeed, there's a mini-Cameron in there.

 

I can tell none of you are married. She's pointing at where the true power lies......

 

Probably toast but don't remember seeing it recently. Feel free to trawl through and show where it was posted.....

 

Pretty sure it's not a repost. +rep anyway.

 

I actually felt a bit sorry for little Mark. After all, the only things I've seen him in were in a Wing Commander sequel (the game) and a rather dodgy episode of tale from the crypt where he had an eye transplant and the eye was from a convicted murderer who'd faced the death penalty.

Kind of like the same difference between Harrison Ford/Mark Hamil as Tony Blair/Gordon Brown!

 

he was the joker in batman:aa though

 

more importantly he was Christopher Blair in Wing Commander.

 

Here's one I shopped earlier. Although, TBH don't care that much about politics.

 

oooooooh and he was in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, along with Carrie Fisher

 

I think I just MIGHT know this guy in RL

anyway, now that I'm all done and at the latest page of the thread(been reading this thread for a month'ish), I can post a few pics, that I haven't seen here before, I would like to start with this one:




rear-end him... I triple dare you



Since I like to draw sometimes, this is very demotivating to me:



mmmm, dinner



a story or 2, don't TL;DR em


Condoms:

"True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is:"

"always keep your condoms in your car"



Rules from men to women:

We always hear "rules" for men from women. Now we'll give You some rules by men.
These are our rules:
NB: ALL rules are #1 knowingly and emphisised!

1- Breasts are for looking and that's why we do it! Don't try to change that.
1- Learn how to use the toilet seat. you're already a big girl, if it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down.
You never hear US complain when you have left it down.
1- Saturday = sportsnight. That's as certain as a full moon or the variating of the tide and ebb. let it stay thus.
1- Shopping IS NTO a sport. And really - we will never think otherwise.
1- Crying is blackmailing
1- ask from us what you want. and be precise.
- small hints will not help
- strong hints will not help
- clearly stated hints will not work
- JUST ASK IT FROM US!
1- 'Yes' and 'No' are clear answers to almost everything.
1- Come to us with your problems only if you want a solution. That is what we will do. For compassion you have your girl friends.
1- A headace, that lasts for 17 months IS A VERY SERIOUS problem. Go see a doctor.
1- Whatever we sayd 6 months ago is not usable as an argument. Actually everything we say will be invalid and ignorable after 7 days.
1- If You think you're too fat, then you probably are. Don't ask it form us.
1- If we say something that can be understood 2 different ways, and one of the will make you sad or angry, then we ment the other one.
1- You can either ask us to do something or tell us to do something. Not both.
- If you already know how to do it best, then you might as well do it yourself
1- If remotely possible, please say whatever you want to say DURING the commercial.
1- Christopher Columbus didn't need anyone to show him the way, neither do we.
1- All men can only see 16-bit colors, just like the default settings of Microsoft Windows.
1- Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Just like pumpkin.
1- We have NO idea what a 'mauve' is.
1- If we need to scratch ourselves form somewhere, we will do it.
1- If we ask whats wrong and you say 'nothing' then we will act as it was nothing. we know that you're lying, but
it's just not worth starting a fight over it.
1- If you ask us something and you don't want to hear the answer, then consider that you will Not like the answer.
1- If we go somewhere, then almost everything is fine to wear. Really!
1- Don't ask us what are we thinking of, unles you're ready to talk about one of the topics like:
-Sex
-Sport
-Cars
1- You have enough clothes.
1- You have too many shoes.
1- I'm in shape. Round is a shape.


Thank you for reading this! Yes, I know that I will have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know,
that men have nothing against it? It's like camping.




AND Finally, the reason I'm here, not somewhere else:


my internetz has failed me

 

Ah yes, Cockknocker is surely the role he is most proud of!

 

One i just made from pure frustration - not particularly good, but I know Draksis feels this too:

 

Reposting yourself in your first post, who are you trying to demotivate here?

Moriquendi

 

so true, so true

 

Surely no-one is insane enough to actually use Domino still? Meh, I guess I shouldn't say that, I got Domino installed on this PC

 

He is also a voice actor.

 

Well the ball won't be on him this World Cup lol