LOL Demotivational Posters (NSFW)

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  1. kenco_uk

    kenco_uk I unsuccessfully then tried again

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    That reminds me of that pic I posted earlier in the thread.
    The one with the heels.
     
    kenco_uk, 29 Jun 2010
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  2. DudeJr

    DudeJr What's a Dremel?

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    Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Dave's wife, Sandy, was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Jeff hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

    Later when Jeff went to the kitchen to get some refreshments Sandy followed him and asked, "Did you see anything under the table that you liked?" Jeff admitted, "Well, yes I did." She said "you can have it, but it will cost you $100."

    After a minute or two, Jeff indicates that he is interested. She tells him that since Dave works Friday afternoons and Jeff doesn't, that Jeff should come to their house around 2:00 PM on Friday.

    Friday came and Jeff went to her house at 2:00 PM. After paying her the $100, they went to the bedroom, had sex for a few hours and then Jeff left.

    Dave came home about 6:00 PM and asked his wife, "Did Jeff come by this afternoon?" Totally shocked, Sandy replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes." Next Dave asked, "Did Jeff give you $100?" Sandy thought, 'Oh hell, he knows!' Reluctantly she said, "Yes, he did give me $100."

    "Good," Dave says. "Jeff came by the office this morning and borrowed the $100 from me and said that he'd stop by our house on his way home and pay me back. It's so good to have a friend you can trust."
     
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    DudeJr, 29 Jun 2010
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  3. TYIL

    TYIL What's a Dremel?

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    TYIL, 29 Jun 2010
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  4. Sir Digby

    Sir Digby The Supprising Adventures

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    Sir Digby, 29 Jun 2010
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    Jemijarre What's a Dremel?

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    Jemijarre, 29 Jun 2010
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  6. cyrilthefish

    cyrilthefish What's a Dremel?

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    cyrilthefish, 29 Jun 2010
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  7. Odin Eidolon

    Odin Eidolon What's a Dremel?

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    Thank you. Many rep will be given. :lol:
     
    Odin Eidolon, 29 Jun 2010
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  8. Deevide.Bye.Zirou

    Deevide.Bye.Zirou What's a Dremel?

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    Let there be rep :thumb:
     
    Deevide.Bye.Zirou, 29 Jun 2010
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  9. Zabuza

    Zabuza What's a Dremel?

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    Zabuza, 29 Jun 2010
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  10. Korraz

    Korraz Demote-Thread-Victim

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    This explains so much.
    Great, now I have to reinstall HL2 (is Black Mesa finally playable?) and then rage hard, when it stops at Episode 2.
     
    Korraz, 29 Jun 2010
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  11. chimmy09

    chimmy09 What's a Dremel?

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    haha it took me about 2 seconds.
     
    chimmy09, 29 Jun 2010
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  12. VipersGratitude

    VipersGratitude Multimodder

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    VipersGratitude, 29 Jun 2010
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  13. talladega

    talladega I'm Squidward

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    I'm not THAT bad. :worried:
     
    talladega, 29 Jun 2010
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  14. shigllgetcha

    shigllgetcha Come at me bro

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    shigllgetcha, 29 Jun 2010
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  15. themcman1

    themcman1 is now 110% win

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    this made me rage earlier.
     
    themcman1, 29 Jun 2010
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  16. Sleepstreamer

    Sleepstreamer I modded christmas!

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    Sleepstreamer, 29 Jun 2010
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  17. kingred

    kingred Surfacing sucks!

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    His face is the definition of "Joy".
     
    kingred, 29 Jun 2010
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  18. DaveVader

    DaveVader Fast Action Response Team

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    The only person I've seen look happier is Harry when he was on that big brown bean bag!
     
    DaveVader, 29 Jun 2010
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    aradreth What's a Dremel?

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    aradreth, 29 Jun 2010
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  20. The_Beast

    The_Beast I like wood ಠ_ಠ

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    Nice post :hehe:
     
    The_Beast, 29 Jun 2010
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