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Discussion in 'General' started by Kronos, 3 Apr 2017.

  1. Kronos

    Kronos Well-Known Member

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    Has 'Smart' gone mad? Though this might be a belated April Fools day wheeze.

    Smart Condom:jawdrop::jawdrop:
     
  2. Pookie

    Pookie So this is permanence, love's shattered pride.

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    Question is Glenn, how did you stumble across that? ;)
     
  3. Kronos

    Kronos Well-Known Member

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    Would you believe Computer Active magazine?
     
  4. Corky42

    Corky42 Where's walle?

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    Brings a whole new meaning to STI's when your condom can catch a virus via its USB charger. :D
     
  5. liratheal

    liratheal Sharing is Caring

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    Surely it's more knob bling than condom bling? I mean, cursory glance suggests it's a ring like a fitbit for your gentleman's sausage.
     
  6. Arthur

    Arthur Comment is over there ----->

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    Stick a web cam on it as well lmao......
     
  7. Kronos

    Kronos Well-Known Member

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    What would you actually see and more importantly would you want to?
     
  8. liratheal

    liratheal Sharing is Caring

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    Wasn't there a TV show about that?

    Embarrassing bodies or something?
     
  9. legoman

    legoman breaker of things

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    Why stop there...

    USB speakers, lava lamp, fridge, fan.
     
  10. Arthur

    Arthur Comment is over there ----->

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    Depends which orifice :rolleyes:
     
  11. Arthur

    Arthur Comment is over there ----->

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    I knew a bird once who could probably accomodate all that :thumb:
     
  12. Corky42

    Corky42 Where's walle?

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    Give the recent trend for RGB lighting they certainly missed a trick there.
     
  13. MeMo

    MeMo It is what it is

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    LoL Yes..yes it does, bring a whole new meaning to STDs and clearly all of the data from the SC would be so valuable!! Ha Ha:dremel:
     
  14. Cheapskate

    Cheapskate Insane? or just stupid?

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    You'd have to use a MALE USB connector. -Just saying...
    If they added the USB, would you add a dongle to your dongle, or just stab yourself into your Macbook?
     
  15. Byron C

    Byron C *psst!* This guy is a loser!

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    Well, the Svakom Siime Eye is an IoT ***** with a camera on it (which also has crappy security, potentially letting anyone get a very close look at your holiest of holes), so why not an IoT knobring?
     
  16. MeMo

    MeMo It is what it is

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    Wow!!!!! That is crazy!
     

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