Our school has had several good several good pranks over the years that I have been there. -Took all the desks and chairs out of at least 20 classrooms and set them up on the field in a 2001 pattern (it was the grad class of 2001) -put old tires on the flagpole (not sure how they got them on but they had to be cut off) -put a car in the cafeteria (really old riced up car. they took everything out so just the body, chairs and wheels remained) -covered the vice principle's office in tinfoil (got the idea from a news story on the web somewhere, the grad class didn't do it as well as the guy on the web though) -hung a huge banner made out of about 10 bedsheets between 2 tall trees at our school, the sign said "grad 2004" -put a beetle (the car) on the roof of the school. and then there are the vandals that spray paint the school.
governers meeting of last week, some new thing to improve exam results because 90% of people just don't revise during exam leave
One thing i vividly remember is 20 lads picking up the woodworking teachers Fiat 500 and carrying it over to the skip. They couldn't get it in, so dumped it behind it so that it was impossible to drive out. The school had to get the skip company to come and shift it. Another common occurrance was for gangs of boys to drive around the school grounds throwing eggs at all the juniors.
Ive seen / done some great ones .... Remove all the chairs etc from the assembly hall and reconstruct outside on a posh or well regarded lawn if possible. Board rubbers are great from pranks - the best one is get some swan vesta (non safety) matches and break them in half and stuff the short ends into the board rubber so that the head is sticking out. Write some abuse or draw a cartoon on the board so that the teacher has to use it and watch the fireworks. (you might like to open a window in anticipation) We had some roadworks going on outside our school at end of year time. Every night for a couple of weeks we pinched 10 or so cones and hid them somewhere close to, but not on, school grounds. On the last night we moved all teh cones and created a diversion from the road right through the school, through teh carpark and out of a tradesmens enterance. There was a really tight corner that a truck got completely wedged in.... Was gridlock for a couple of hours One of the teachers cars was bumped out of the carpark, up some steps, onto a raised grass lawn that was next to the car park then back wheels over the edge of teh wall that he was facing when he was orignially parked. Hole punch dots in the air vents (by the windscreen) of teachers cars, if you can get the keys and turn the blowers on full blast all the better. A kipper selotaped to the exaust of cars. Underpants on the flagpole ... and more less imaginative pranks Good luck
something i did was swap lockers around while someone was on the lookout. then just stand and watch in the locker room as nobodys keys opened their locker
Some nice ideas here, specially the one about the cones and the diversion, shame we cant di it at out school
We had half a dozen chickens let loose round the school once, apparently this year they're getting a pig. Another time they locked all the staff in the the staff room at break time.
We superglued all the cafeteria tables and chairs to the floor while most everyone else attended a morning pep rally. Lunch was interesting to say the least.
<IceColdBagey> hehe....how about, right, you take some icecubes, right, and fill them with salt and dogfood, right, and then right, hehe, you GIVE THEM TO PEOPLE! TO PUT IN THEIR DRINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111ONE </icecoldbagey> Grow up. You want to do something REALLY COOL? Find the best band in school, wait til a breaktime, slap some amps up and have an imprompu rock concert. People will talk.
if you have a head boy, and/or vices then game on. its even better if its a mate, or a good lad cos you know they will just take it. as we were an all boys school, it was common to tape/handcuff the headboy to something/someone in the middle of town or at the girls school just down the road with nothing/little on and for them to make their own way back to school. It featured in the paper most if not every year. Making a spectacle in assembly is purely up to the staff, if they are up for the banter you can do what you want, abseiling from the roof (SAS style ofc) taping people up to chairs and hoisting them out the room somehow. As shepps said, the old burning letters into the field is a goodie as well as bananas in car exhausts, just little things you can get away with easily oh and we had a "moat" at school, basically a bit of water in front of the school, a pike went into there once, died two weeks later mind. as long as you can cause havoc round school, its perfect, i know for our last day they wanted us to stay til 4 (full day) but they had to cut it short when they realised wed had a deal with the pub up the road to open early at break time and we would go and get a few pints down us. For the select few that could be bothered, we started drinking before 8am and the day was a cracker, the weather was good too. oh a good one to do which hasnt been mentioned is the old cling film over the car, two people passing it under and over, then put fairy liquid or similar on top, and they cant get any leverage to get it off and theres also lots of layers moving cars of course is also a goodie if youve got enough people to do it. p.s. the diversion one is ace!
I see more hostility from you than any other person on this forum. Maybe you should grow up! Take a leaf out of Thumper's (yes the rabbit from bambi) Dad's book ... "If you cant say anything nice ... dont say nothing at all"
Love the idea about the band, me and a mate have been hi-jacking the school drum kit for the last few months, wonder if we could cut a deal with the music teacher *grin edit: about the animals 1,2,4. since ive heard this about 100 times already whilst looking for pranks, wouldnt 2 pigs labled as 1,4 be better, since alot of people would assume "the old 1,2,4 joke" and thus- actually look for the sposed missing 2, but not the 3? wouldnt use the animals anyway- 2 hard to get
