Discussion in 'General' started by P2D, 11 May 2005.
And this is why geeks don't do pranks
Set fire to the place, raze it to the ground, thats bound to get you attention
M@ i actually thought that was quite humorous actually!
subtle humour is wasted on some, but then again i guess you are from wolvo
ok just been sat here for 5 mins but completly forgot, basically I think its magnesium or calcium what you add to water to make a nice reaction
well me and some m8s clubbed together and along with the schools stores and abit of money from us made a nice big collection any way, the school swimming pool was outdoors and had a nice wall around it so last day of school while walking by the pool we throw it all over the wall and into the pool .... nice bit of water in the air and some wierd nosies ... and the pool getting condemned least we never got found out though ... anyway other things what went on at my school
-everyone getting there ties and tieing them together covering in anything flamable putting them across the school feild and lighting both ends
-putting a pigs heart in our totaly veggie teachers desk drawer .. and wait for the scream
-since our school it tech were stupid to say the least deleting all there admin accounts and making new ones with amusing names such as bumfart, porn, kinkysex e.t.c ( we were 16 we fort it was funny)
-fish hidden in fake walls and attics
-letting a stink bomb off in asembly
-smoke machine filling one of the chemistry labs during lesson and throwing a bucket of water across the floor to screms of liquid nitrogen ... ( ive never seen a teacher get on top of a desk so quickly .... and it didnt even look real)
-not wearing school uniform
oh this all wasnt in one day this was over a few years and that
Soon to be living in brum (go to brum Uni (the real one))
Yeah was humourous, but still...normally the ''''jocks'''' of this world that pull the pranks..
best thing to do : get pissed in school, you can't go through life without been pissed in a lesson, brings school into perspective when your just sitting through registration grinning manically for no reason (eh RTT? )
That would be potassium, which explodes upon contact with water.
Dump a bucket of water down the hall, throw a small glob of potassium in the middle...
Another thing I did a couple years ago was to write a program that would change the login background on nt boxes. All the computers in the school run windows nt so i just put the program on a floppy, got a couple friends to help me and we changed all the backgrounds in one computer lab.
Unfortunately netsend has been turned off on most of our school computers because too may people were spamming with it (the security is ridiculously weak on our school computers, to get a dos console, just create a shortcut to cmd).
Also, another fairly harmless computer prank is to put clear tape over the mouse balls and bottoms of optical mice. this totally stops them from working and if the tape is done correctly, will not be noticed upon quick examination.
when i got of school we had 5qm of sand on the front of the school and made a beachball field. was great fun as the whole school was there. we closed down all entrys to the school with chains and only left one window open for the teachers but the way was made out of cups with water. we had 10.000 papercups fild with water and fild the floor so only acouple of spots where open for walking. took them for ages to get into the teachers lobby.
- Screw all classroom doors shut (2-4 screws true the door in the "frame" around the door). Everybody will notice that... Gluing is also an option.. but harder to do I think.. and they can easily screw the screws out, without tooo much damage.
I love the idea with the water filled paper cups! If you can pull that off then definatly do it.. Would be great to have the main "hall" filled with papercups.
Good luck and do post pictures !!
Love rm connect, it was so easy, and so much fun. Tbh, it was their fault for having a simple password (apples). Becuase, there server was called apple!
Also lmfao @ WireFrame, thats so funny!!! Sorry, just crying in laughter
You're an idiot. I have several friends who are teachers, and aside from the fact that the pay is really poor, why should they be forced to clean up your petty vandalism out of their own pocket? Have you personally checked they can claim it from the school?
Maybe you should think before you post, and if you don't mean it, don't post it.
great ideas so far, ive drawn a complete blank on the whole idea so ive asked pretty much everyone i know that dont go to my school for ideas, so im pretty sure if you guys dont think of a good idea, they will
lol my post was just joking too mate, and agreed having a few beverages in school is the way forward, well certianly was for us!
returning one afternoon after having 6 strongbows in our lunchbreak (it was only for the free t-shirt) our further maths teacher confronted us with "has someone been drinking, it smells like a brewery in here" two of us had been, and another random lad piped up with "oh we did a yeast experiment in biology this morning, it must be that" worked a treat
and how many teachers were the bane of your life at school, mine had plenty of barstewards id have loved to have done this to. Admittedly its a bit harsh, but there are plenty of teachers who make kids lives hell with ridiculing in front of class etc, and thats only the start.
Myself, rise above it i say, but only if you can.
maybe you should think about what you say before you post...
but my lessons are all in the morning and the spoons doesn't open till 11am
i dont think they serve beer til 12 anyway! think thats what we were told after going in one saturday (stayed at a mates in town) i coudlnt belive it wasnt obvious to them that we looked like we'd been dragged through a hedge backwards and just wanted some good old spoons brekkie to cure our hangovers, not hair of the dog!
we just took beer in ourselves a lot of us, well some did, but i thought it a bit stupid when i could get away with a heavily doctored bottle of coke (put JD in it) which i could happily drink in all my lessons (we attended the first two normally) with no quibbles from teachers
My suggestion- a modified version of the several thousand water filled ups....though, this'l cost some cash. Still, with 20 or so peeps involved, it should divide up well enough.
Instead of using water, buy a couple crates of really cheap soda. Like Sam's Cola or something. Just up the top and place. It'l be faster to set up and people are going to be alot more careful about soda than water
Shouldn't cost too much. Just 1.99 for 24 where I am and thats not the cheapest you can find.
if you live in the UK tesco do 2litres of cheap ass limonade for 15p.
*i only know this because a mate used to do homebrew and bought it for the bottles*
surely a cheap cola would be better, asda do a really rank one (i use for cleaning copper) i think that might be 19p a bottle thou. but a cola would look more menacing, but would be harder to clean up i guess.
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