Erm... is that a dead body in the pc?

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  1. :: Phat ::

    :: Phat :: Oooh shakalaka!

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    Ok, some may know that I'm an I.T.Technician for the local council, one of the offices under my "jurisdiction" is the crematorium. Anyway they where having a problem with a computer, the CD drive wasn't working and there were various other overheating problems. So I decided to bring it back to the office to take a look. Now, I've opened HUNDREDS of pc's and notice that most have a layer of quite dark dust and fluff, however when I opened this one up there was an INCH thick layer of really really really pale dust in there.....

    Is that dust or is it.... people? needless to say I held my breath while spray-dusting! eeeew
     
  2. samuelellis

    samuelellis What's a Dremel?

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    tell you what you have to have a good sense of humor about life to be the person who puts the coffins in the furnacve otherwide it would drive you mental


    why did you just not do it outside, so the wind blew it away from you
     
  3. :: Phat ::

    :: Phat :: Oooh shakalaka!

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    You can bet your life I spray dusted it outside... :) And it blew all over the boss' car :D

    And it all works now :) I've just done a format and I'm currently letting my server pump useless stuff onto the drive :)
     
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    banished Necromodder

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    Wellllll....


    A corpse is a corpse, of course, of course...





    Sorry, couldn't resist:D
     
  5. GreatOldOne

    GreatOldOne Wannabe Martian

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    Ah - the Famous Mr Dead!:lol:
     
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    banished Necromodder

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    That corpse is one bad motha...
     
  7. CrOaKeR

    CrOaKeR Host warrior 4, Vengence!

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    There used to be a crematorium past the fence of my back garden. Those buggers used to make a hell of alot of black smoke when they went up! <me is off to hell> :hehe:
     
  8. scoob8000

    scoob8000 Wheres my plasma cutter?

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    im totally gonna bite my tounge on this one and not say anything.. :D :D :D


    - im already goin to hell anyway.. anyone wanna carpool?


    -scoob8000
     
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    banished Necromodder

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    Thanks, but no. There's a bus terminal that stops at my house for some reason.
     
  10. bust0aster

    bust0aster What's a Dremel?

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    maybe the computer was haunted and you chased away the ghosts with your aircan.

    Phat-At the ..... IT technician ....... modder ....... ghostbuster.
     
  11. GreatOldOne

    GreatOldOne Wannabe Martian

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    Who ya gonna call?:lol:
     
  12. :: Phat ::

    :: Phat :: Oooh shakalaka!

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    HE-MAN! HE-MAN! HE-MAN!
     

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