How many times does this story need to get reported? I was first though. Weeeeeeee!! http://forums.bit-tech.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=20215
/me falls over laughing... tries to get up, but sees the part about "crusting over of the wound"... falls over again... talk to me later, when I stop laughing I laugh, cuz you're guys, and I won't ever burn my penis on a laptop (mostly cuz we girls are smarter than that!)