Favorite quotes

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  1. Piratetaco

    Piratetaco is always right

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    "Yippee-ki-yay, mother****er."

    die hard is such a great film

    "Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Your bed is over here.
    [indicates a dog bed]
    Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: Dude, that is so ****in' weak! How am I supposed to get a chick in that?
    Joseph R. Cooper: Oh, don't worry, dude. You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper.
    Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: Yeah I could.
    Douglas "Swish" Reemer: No. Dude, you're a little bitch!
    Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: I am not! I don't even know why I hang out with you guys, anyway.
    Joseph R. Cooper: 'Cause you're a piece of ****.
    Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: I am not a piece of ****!
    Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Yeah, but you're a little bitch.
    Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: Goddammit! I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times... I'm outta here! "

    one of the greatest films ever.
     
  2. waitandbleed

    waitandbleed What's a Dremel?

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    "Death solves all problems, No man, No problems" - Joseph Stalin
     
  3. Party_refined

    Party_refined What's a Dremel?

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    "But you know whats on my mind right now? It aint the coffee in my kitchen, its the dead n****r in my garage"
    "Oh, Jimmy, dont even worry ab-"
    "Well nono, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead N***er Storage?"
    "Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no... "
    "Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead N***er Storage?"
    "No. I didn't"
    "You know WHY you didn't see that sign?"
    "Why?"
    "'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead n***ers ain't my f*****g business, that's why!"

    Pulp Fiction :p Love It.
     
  4. RTT

    RTT #parp

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    Pretty much anything from Pulp Fiction...

     
  5. Shuriken

    Shuriken same christmas AV for a whole year

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    "How come motorbikes dont fall over?"
    "The same reason pedal bikes dont fall over."
    "And why is that?"
    "Well, while your cycling you constantly make minor adjust-"
    "Do you think if i kicked him he'd fall over?"

    My girlfriend
     
  6. cpemma

    cpemma Ecky thump

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    "I have nothing to declare but my genius" - me, I think (therefore I am).
     
  7. warrmr

    warrmr What's a Dremel?

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    Even in the desolate wilderness, stars can still shine.

    --Aoi Jiyuu Shiroi Nozomi

    The reward of suffering is experience.

    --Aeschylus


    Love is like Novocaine it leaves a little stain,
    The beauty in all this pain is I can’t get away from you

    All I can taste is champagne, when it hits the brain like cocaine
     
  8. bort

    bort What's a Dremel?

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    "Shop Smart, Shop S-Mart"

    "Say hello to my BOOMSTICK"

    Army of Darkness is such a great movie
     
  9. cerberus

    cerberus What's a Dremel?

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    Live fast,Die young, leave a good looking corspe.

    Ive no idea where it came from
     
  10. CaseyBlackburn

    CaseyBlackburn Network Techie

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    My lastest fav:
    "Same s**t, different day."
     
  11. warrmr

    warrmr What's a Dremel?

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    nickelback never again.
     
  12. Idioteque

    Idioteque Telephasic Mongoose

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    "Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."

    "You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend? It's my personal favorite." Reservoir Dogs.. class.

    "Torture you? That's a good idea. I like that."

    "If there's anything around here more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot now!"

    Marvin: I don't know what you're all worried about. Vogons are the worst marksmen in the galaxy.
    [he is shot in the back of the head]
    Marvin: Now I've got a headache.

    "Boris the Blade, or Boris "the Bullet Dodger." As bent as the Soviet's sickle, and as hard as the hammer that crosses it. Apparently, it's impossible to kill the *******."

    "Have you ever crossed the road, and looked the wrong way?
    and a car's nearly on you? So what do you do? Something very silly. You freeze. Your life doesn't flash before you, cos you're too ****in' scared to think - you just freeze and pull a stupid face..."

    "Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work you can always hit them with it."

    class snatch quotes...
     
  13. Constructacon

    Constructacon Constructing since 1978

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    "Do it right. Do it right now"

    A good motto to live your life by.
     
  14. CaseyBlackburn

    CaseyBlackburn Network Techie

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    I actually got it from the movie Dreamcatcher.
     
  15. Constructacon

    Constructacon Constructing since 1978

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    And if you think either of them coined the phrase you haven't lived that long.
     
  16. CaseyBlackburn

    CaseyBlackburn Network Techie

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    I'm not, I'm just saying that is where I got it from, btw I am just 14.
     
  17. taliban_raider

    taliban_raider Just some guy; you know

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    He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder."

    Albert Einstein
     
  18. SitraAchra

    SitraAchra Minimodder

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    "Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence"

    "Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there - on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam."

    -Carl Sagan
     
  19. Wesker

    Wesker What's a Dremel?

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    "In the absence of orders find something and kill it."
    -Erwin Rommel
     
  20. SitraAchra

    SitraAchra Minimodder

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    "Terminate...with extreme prejudice"

    -Apocalypse Now
     

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