Favourite Bond quotes?

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  1. SiMonTiST

    SiMonTiST Minimodder

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    From License to Kill:

    Sanchez has just blown up Krest in a decompression chamber full of money, splattering blood all over it:
    Perez: What about the money, patron?
    Sanchez: Launder it!!
     
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    eddie_dane Used to mod pc's now I mod houses

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    Helga Brandt: I've got you now.
    James Bond: Well enjoy yourself.

    "You Only Live Twice"
     
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    and another

    Two oilworkers on their way down into the oil pipe to do their work and Bond climbs out of it:
    Bond: Thank you. I was just out walking and my rat and I seem to have lost our way!!
     
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    "Do you expect me to talk?"
    "No Mr Bond, I expect you to DIE!"

    Of course :)
     
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    Diamonds Are Forever:
    Plenty: Hi, I'm Plenty.
    Bond: But of course you are.
     
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    (After having someone thrown out of airship)
    Zorin: "Does anyone else want to drop out?"
     
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    ***** Galore: My name is ***** Galore.
    Bond: I must be dreaming.

    edit: and another -

    Elliot Carver: Mr. Jones, are we ready to release our new software?
    Jones: Yes, sir. As requested, it's full of bugs, which means people will be forced to upgrade for years.
    Elliot Carver: Outstanding!
    (Billg in disguise?)
     
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    Bond : O hello, who are you?
    Lady : Miss GOODHEAD
    Bond : Oh really, how good?

    dont know what film, but damn funny!

    i think it went like that anyway
     
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    Dr Holly Goodhead is from Moonraker :)
     
  10. GreatOldOne

    GreatOldOne Wannabe Martian

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    Maybe not the best but the saddest quote of all:

    Bond: You're not retiring any time soon, are you?
    Q: Now pay attention 007. I've always tried to teach you two things. First, never let them see you bleed.
    Bond: And the second?
    Q: Always have an escape plan! [Q disappears into the floor.]

    Of course, Desmond Llewelyn passed away shortly after he finished work on The World is Not Enough.
     
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    Tommorow never dies:

    Admiral Roebuck: Sometimes, M, I don't think you have the balls for this job!
    M: My advantage is that I don't have to think with them all the time!!
     

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