Education Favourite Conspiracy Theories

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  1. BRAWL

    BRAWL Dead and buried.

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    So I was thinking... everyones heard at least ONE conspiracy theory right?

    9/11 was done by the Government
    WMD's in Iraq for Oil
    Roswell

    The such, enlighten me Bit-Tech with your amazingly bizzare ways.

    Whats your favorite conspiracy... enlighten us as to why :)

    Disclaimer: Do not argue, rant or rave at each other about why they are false/true on this thread, or I will provide you with ample golden phallace to the face. I.e. Don't flame... discuss but do not get arsey.

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    Personally: I've always enjoyed reading the 9/11 ones. Loose Change 2 and the sort, the idea that an entire government could be behind some scary energy/oil conspiracy is fantastical even if it's improbable.
     
  2. Trance

    Trance Two steps forward, one step back

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    'Death' of Rasputin
     
  3. adam_bagpuss

    adam_bagpuss Have you tried turning it off/on ?

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    rasputin isnt dead hes immortal
     
  4. LeMaltor

    LeMaltor >^_^

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    We never went to the moon!
     
  5. ulfar

    ulfar holy s**t, i can change this?

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    duke nukem being released.
     
  6. DeadP1xels

    DeadP1xels Social distancing since 92

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    The japanese tsunami was karma for pearl harbour
     
  7. Ljs

    Ljs Modder

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    Got to be this.
     
  8. Blarte

    Blarte Moderate Modder

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    My next door neighbour DID slash my tyres
     
  9. Flibblebot

    Flibblebot Smile with me

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    That people using apostrophes incorrectly (for example, "Favourite Conspiracy Theory's" instead of "Favourite Conspiracy Theories") is the first step in a government conspiracy to gradually replace written English with Esperanto, and ultimately to move towards a written language consisting purely of signs and symbols...

    :D
     
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  10. Blarte

    Blarte Moderate Modder

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    "&^* /// " &^%$@~~#
    :naughty:
     
  11. Salty Wagyu

    Salty Wagyu moo

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    Probably the upcoming events from Project Blue Beam is my favourite conspiracy at the moment.

    Blue Beam Project has four different steps in order to implement the new age religion with the Antichrist at its head.

    Also checking the recent threads link at random every day at http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/today.php
     
  12. PureSilver

    PureSilver E-tailer Tailor

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    1. That the US Government brought down the World Trade Centre buildings in a series of timed explosions, that they targeted the Pentagon with a cruise missile, and that Flight 93 landed successfully, whereupon all the passengers were led into a NASA building and never seen again.
    2. That what we know as 'contrails' are actually 'chemtrails', spread by the Government to affect our minds chemically.
    3. Scientology.
    4. That the Earth is secretly controlled by the Masons.
    5. That the Earth is secretly controlled by the Illuminati.
    6. That the Earth is secretly controlled by international Jewry.
    7. That the Earth is secretly controlled by space lizards, cunningly disguised as international Jewry.
    :eyebrow:
     
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  13. Blarte

    Blarte Moderate Modder

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    I want to sign up to a conspiracy theory, but they are all a little neurotic for me
     
  14. Xir

    Xir Modder

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    The Nazi's live and thrive under Antarctica...(and have a moon base) :D
     
  15. niro

    niro What's a Dremel?

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    Bush knocked down the towers (well the hands behind the puppet anyway)
     
  16. BRAWL

    BRAWL Dead and buried.

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    LOL

    This one I've never heard.
     
  17. Jimbob94

    Jimbob94 What's a Dremel?

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    [​IMG]
     
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  18. TSDAdam

    TSDAdam Beard!

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  19. Blarte

    Blarte Moderate Modder

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    Please note I am adding this thread to the one about Dreams, to identify the strange people.
     
  20. docodine

    docodine killed a guy once

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    The thread title made my eye twitch. Theories, not Theory's..

    Also FLUORIDE IS GOVERNMENT POISON
     

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