That's not the worst bit of the story... this is: NOOOOOOOO!!!!! ALL THAT PR0NZ DESTROYED!!!! full story: http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/28204.html
You go to Uni, move away from your parents, get your hands on a phat pipe (as Lazy would say ) and you just spend hour upon hour downloading pr0n at lightning speed. Sounds good to me, where do I sign up?