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Flaming Kanikaze squirrel torches car

Discussion in 'General' started by UncertainGod, 24 Oct 2007.

  1. UncertainGod

    UncertainGod Well-Known Member

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    Original Source = The Register

    And to think I've been spending all this time preparing to defend against the Penguin alliance only for the Squirrel's to declare a jihad on us! :p
     
  2. Veles

    Veles DUR HUR

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    How the hell would he get in the engine compartment? Squirrels aren't that small.
     
  3. mushi_999

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    i had a pet squirrel once. for like a month but we had to let him go:(
     
  4. ElZog

    ElZog Defeater of Satan's Transformo Sofa

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    It tore it's way into the engine compartment, martial arts movies have taught us that things on fire are more powerful than things not on fire.
     
  5. Hells_Bliss

    Hells_Bliss New Member

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    ninja squirrel blows up cars. Chuck Norris is scared. lolz

    ...okay i'll stop now
     
  6. Gravemind123

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    Those damn terrorist squirrels!

    Next to join the Bush administration "Axis of Evil", squirrels.
     
  7. steveo_mcg

    steveo_mcg New Member

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    For now, but can you vouch for the squirrels in your area? How long before one of them comes after you or your family. I say lock all squirrels up on the isle of man with out trial, preemptive action not reaction is what is required in face of this new and deadly threat!
     
  8. weasal

    weasal New Member

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    what have the squirrels ever done to you?
     
  9. steveo_mcg

    steveo_mcg New Member

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    nothing... yet!
    /Doctor evil music
     
  10. DXR_13KE

    DXR_13KE BananaModder

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    i am laughing my ass of.....HAHAHAHAHAHA sorry... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....
     
  11. UncertainGod

    UncertainGod Well-Known Member

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    I was coming back from the office yesterday through the park and the squirrel was staring at me, I couldn't see a lighter but.....
     
  12. Fod

    Fod what is the cheesecake?

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    wait... powerlines aren't insulated.
    also, if the squirrel is on one and not on the ground there is no potential difference for it to be electrocuted (case in point - birds sitting on them all freaking day).

    i call bunk!

    wait, nevermind:
    so chewing through the overhead wires COULD have happened. i still find it highly bizarre.
     

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