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Discussion in 'Article Discussion' started by Claave, 7 Nov 2010.

  1. jsheff

    jsheff New Member

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    >Push my trolley at woman's trolley
    You rev your trolley backwards and forwards on its slick casters. Then,
    squinting slightly to check your aim, you push your shoulders into it and watch
    it wheeeeeeeel into the brunette's trolley.

    Clash of the metal beasts!

    For a second it occurs to you that her trolley, with its greater load, might
    win--but as the trolleys smack together with a steely tink you know you've won.
    A smile emerges as her trolley tips, rocks and then falls to its side. Your
    trolley stands above it, shaking from the contact, but still upright.

    She turns, shocked by your disruption of her domestic tranquillity. You grin,
    turn and walk to the exit. No-one makes to follow you. This surprises you, but
    perhaps they're learning--no matter how many times they lock you up they can't
    keep a good boy down.
     
  2. thehippoz

    thehippoz New Member

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    lol she scurried away
     
  3. DragunovHUN

    DragunovHUN I want to change my name but I also don't

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    mmm gnocchi
     
  4. Tangster

    Tangster Butt-kicking for goodness!

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    Try typing "die".
     
  5. RawrBQ

    RawrBQ New Member

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    >kill gnocchi
    The Gnocchi reminds you of Rome. Of Clare. All long in the past and a past not
    to be revisited. You punch the Gnocchi and push the trolley on its way,
    narrowly avoiding the brunette as you briskly move on to the next aisle and the
    next..
     
  6. thehippoz

    thehippoz New Member

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    kind of limited.. I wanted to do some crazy stuff but it's zorking

    [​IMG]
     
  7. Toploaded

    Toploaded New Member

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    Yeah what kinda game will not let you pinch your nipples then ask for help on how to do so? Geez!
     
  8. CardJoe

    CardJoe Freelance Journalist

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    Surely you'd have to type 'Pinch your nipples' or just 'Pinch nipples', anyway? Hands aren't going to come out of the PC.
     
  9. thehippoz

    thehippoz New Member

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    yeah guess if you put it that way.. they should have that scenario in there- one of the first things that came to my mind (I know)
     
  10. perplekks45

    perplekks45 LIKE AN ANIMAL!

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    >scream at gnocchi
    The gnocchi balloons in your mind, opening up memories of Rome; scooters, wine,
    bread, water, plazas, stone, buildings, heat. There are some other things too.
    But you block them out with a harsh scream as you hurl expletive after
    expletive at the gnocchi.

    When you are quite finished, you slowly walk out of the supermarket to your
    car, the other shoppers keeping their distance. You drive home, feeling better.
     
  11. Kris

    Kris Lord Lolwut

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    quite a funny little game :)
     
  12. cjmUK

    cjmUK Old git.

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    > climb shelves

    You stare at the Gnocchi. You remember the Trevi Fountain in Rome. How you and
    Clare sat and bathed your feet in it on the first day. And how you would
    continually lose yourselves trying to find some other monument, only to turn a
    corner and be back at the fountain again.

    You remember the day after Clare had gone, you returned to the fountain. Drunk,
    you climbed the fountain and screamed. The police pulled you down and sobered
    you up.

    Grabbing onto the shelves you hitch yourself up, setting off a mini-avalanche
    of pasta. Upon reaching the top of the shelves you can see the whole store.
    People stare at you. They think it's you that is mad. ****ers.
     
  13. Phifty Cal

    Phifty Cal New Member

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    I tried falcon punch and was met with a regular punch. I am displeased.
     
  14. Cthippo

    Cthippo Can't mod my way out of a paper bag

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    Seems like an unlimited amount of user generated content is possible here :D
     
  15. TheLink

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    Never heard of this type of game, suprising !
     
  16. perplekks45

    perplekks45 LIKE AN ANIMAL!

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    Are you... a minor? :eeek:
     
  17. mi1ez

    mi1ez Active Member

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    Genius!
     
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  18. Omega Point

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    >empty woman's trolley
    You jog up to the trolley and grab onto it with a hand. Putting a foot on the
    back wheels you pull it over--the contents bounce across the aisle, the metal
    crash of the trolley resounding round the aisle--

    The brunette spins round, "****!" You give her a menacing glare--"You don't
    need all that food! Where you're going--" A crushing blow from behind knocks
    the words out of your mouth. You fall to the floor, landing sharply on the
    contents of the brunette's trolley. A man stands over you. He has an arm round
    the woman, "You alright, Kate?" She nods.

    The man offers you a hand and pulls you up. When you are on your feet he
    releases your hand and steps back. Before you get a chance to dodge, his fist
    smacks into your face--

    Under the advice of a lawyer you decide not to prosecute; apparently it might
    require you to undergo another psychiatric evaluation. Probably best--just let
    it go.

    Also:
    >who are you?
    No questions please, only actions. Actions, in turn, will give you answers.
     
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  19. theflatworm

    theflatworm Gordon Freeman's Crowbar

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    'Forget self' works! :)
     
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