Funeral

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  1. diskreet

    diskreet What's a Dremel?

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    A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in red roses stood behind the casket during the service. :blush:
    Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
    At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist." :rock:
    And at that point, the proctologist fainted.
    :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
     
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  2. Da_BaCoN

    Da_BaCoN Minimodder

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    :eeek: :hehe: :p :lol: :D :rolleyes: :jawdrop: :thumb: :confused:
     
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  3. diskreet

    diskreet What's a Dremel?

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    you know you liked it!!!! :naughty:
     
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  4. Astrum

    Astrum Dare to dream.

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    I heard a slightley different version... Still funny though.
     
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  5. Da_BaCoN

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    ...daaaaaaaarn tootin'!

    /me copies and pastes into emails and sends to all in address book...
     
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  6. diskreet

    diskreet What's a Dremel?

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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  7. Da_BaCoN

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    /me just realised his mother (who would NOT like this kind of joke) is in his address book...

    :jawdrop: :duh: :wallbash: :nono:






    :blush:


    *this message brought to you by spam*
     
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  8. diskreet

    diskreet What's a Dremel?

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    HA, shell like it, tell her i sent it.
    err, wait :grr: That sounded like i was inferring something about her and i and yet i have never even met her! Ah, whatever.
     
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    DeX Mube Codder

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    *trips*

    :duh:
     
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  10. Lord_A

    Lord_A Boom baby!

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    [​IMG]
     
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  11. diskreet

    diskreet What's a Dremel?

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    nice red x
    [edit] thanks for fixing that[/edit]
     
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  12. taliban_raider

    taliban_raider Just some guy; you know

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    LOL :thumb:
     
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  13. ou7blaze

    ou7blaze sensational.

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    oh no... more spam :grr:
     
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  14. Supercool

    Supercool Gone.

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    am I glad I'm not in your address book then :rolleyes:
     
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  15. ChriX

    ChriX ^

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    sooo, it is you that starts all the crap :grr:
     
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  16. Lorquis

    Lorquis lorquisSpamCount++;

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    *sigh*
     
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  17. diskreet

    diskreet What's a Dremel?

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    DIE SPAMMER!!!!!!!


    ok, maybe not, but spam sucks
     
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    :: Phat :: Oooh shakalaka!

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    Me kills thread.
     
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