This week I was in the classroom during lunch, along with an other guy from my class. He found out that it might be cool to put paper inside the overhead projector, to see if the light was blocked when it was turned on. Well - it was... And after two seconds, we saw flames through the glass of the overhead, and the fan made a crazy noise... I opened the windows while the other guy put out the fire. Luckily, the ceiling is very high, so the fire alarm never went off. Then the guy put the projector in an other classroom... The classroom smelled burnt for a while after, but luckily there were no teachers there for the next two periods... Ok, tell me about funny things that has happened at your school.
Oh good grief, where to start.... There was the time my friend ben (vivid on this forum) and I think rtt were burning a small amount of paper on the far end of the school field, anyway a teacher saw them on his way home and went absoluteley mental, took them back to school (this was going on at the end of a school day) and gave them a fearsome telling off, which was somewhat OTT given the quantities of stuff that was being burned IMHO. Ben (in his typical fashion) decided to play up to the staff and try and wind them up, telling them he had a problem and was 'fascinated by fire' which was a silly thing to do but he thought it would be funny.... Anyway, the next day sometime tried to set fire to a building at the school and I think they got ben and rtt back, threatening to get the police and social services involved, because they thought they might have done it . That wasn't so much funny at the time, but looking back its funny to laugh at the way Ben managed to start digging a great big hole to drop himself into /me awaits vivid with more stories from our school...
too many to mention (cheers will ) but one that sticks in my mind is ... *woodwork class, exam conditions for a mock GCSE test* *bloke called nick farts EXTREMELY loudly, everyone hears, but being the mature bunch of sods they ignore and carry on with the test* *rtt tries not to laugh, fails, bursts out laughing uncontrollably, everyone looking at him* *rtt is asked to leave, nick gets to stay!!!* makes me laugh even now --- Getting expelled on the last day of primary school
We had a guy crap all down the hallway... 27 yards from the quarterdeck to the head, and still had enough crap to spew all over a stall... not a kid, mind you... a grown man...
Oh, the stories. One of my mates (tragically he died a few months ago in a motorcycle crash) was a constant source of amusement: He used to pull out pubic hair and chuck it onto the French teacher's desk while she had her back turned writing on the board. The old Fire Extinguiser into the school bag trick was also popular with him. He pulled a moon out the window on the stairs of the science block. Problem was that window looked over the local dodgy housing estate. The other problem was he didn't just moon. He waved his tackle about a bit too. So, the old deary and her kiddies that were witness to the event were round ot the school office quick sharp. Our whole class got in crap for that one. Technology class - big workshop classroom. Benches at the front, then all the machines and woodworking stuff at the back. He chewed up some paper and flicked it on a ruler at the clock on the back wall. Just as the teacher (a real grumpy bugger) came in this lump of chewed paper hit the second hand on the clock, stopping it solid. Teacher discovered clock was stopped. Made the class stay over break time until someone owned up to it. Eventually he owned up, but as punishment the class trip to a local airplane factory was cancelled. My exploits were slightly more tame. I think. Assisted in moving one of the teacher's Mini to behind the oil tank in the back carpark. Impossible to drive the car out. Teacher had to get 4 teachers to help him lift the car out. The three "popular" girls bet another girl that she wouldn't "feel me up". She did, on several occasions, which was of course quite enjoyable. I of course complained about it, so she'd keep doing it. She stopped after about 3 weeks when I felt her up. Again, quite enjoyable. Our school was quite old, so the gym was built with a big stage, and a single changing room behind that. The original changing rooms were out the back, but were no longer used. They took the single changing room and split it in two, one for boys, one for girls. No problems there. Except there was a 4" square hole between the changing rooms up in the corner. A mirror could be used to spy through. Once we got to 5th and 6th form, the mirror was in constant use by both sides of the wall. Occupants of both often undressed unnessecarily just to hear the reactions from the other side of the wall. Certain washers available from the technology dept were identical to 10p pieces as far as the drinks vending machine was concerned. Free drinks! Until the guy came to empty the money bucket in the machine and discovered it half full of washers. There's more - I'm tired right now so I might add some later.
A guy i knew once pee'd in a bottle (500ml, almost filled it) IN class once, then proceeded to throw the contents over a friend of mine who was seeing his ex-gf. A group of kids decided to take a tech teachers "kit car" (it was only a few hundred kilos) and turn it upside down and leave it on the front field. We mummified someone up with 3 rolls of duct-tape, and taped porno pictures from a mag "someone happened to have on them" to his body and left him on the playground outside (its overlooked 4 ways by buildings) for half hour squirming like a catapilar until afternoon break started and a group of teachers dragged him inside. My best friend tried fly-kicking a door to open it, not seeing it was a "pull" door. Another friend left the changing room without shorts on for a game of rugby cause he forgot, we never let that one go.
in my class teachers are often out in some other room or something, leaving us with a lot of time without any teachers in the room... (we rarely need them anyway)... then we have this one guy wich is always up to something... one time the teacher was out, and this guy found a small saw.. (no idea what it even did in that room) al of us have our own toolcase, and this guy took the saw and started cutting pieces of the toolcase wich belong to the guy that sat beside me.. in the moment he sawed like mad (he overdid (?) a bit aswell) the teacher came walking in the room.. (the guy stood with he's back turned to the door)... the conersation: teacher: "what the h'' are tou doing?!" mate: "umm... ehhh... t: "did you do that?" m: (didn't even know if the teacher saw him) "eh.. i didn't do all THAT!!" t: "YOU! my office after i have talked to the class" the teacher talked about something then left, forgetting all about the incident... (he forgets everything!) not as funny when explained, but we laughed the rest of the day of that episode... especially the face of the guy with the saw... alot of small situating wich i have forgotten... we did place our techer's car on top of some cable drums once...
I think I enjoyed science lessons most......and here's why. One of my mates decided it would be fun to bring in a pair of metal (not the plastic crap) handcuffs to school. Anyway he put one round his wrist very loosely, so he had room to slide his wrist out, and the other one around the base of a gas tap again very loosely, so I thought it would be funny to just close the handcuffs fully. He was handcuffed to the gas tap, the only problem was that he hadn't brought the keys with him. I spent the whole lesson apologising to him. At the end of the lesson I had to tell the teacher so that something could be done to get my mate set free. I almost pi$$ed my self laughing the whole day, I was just glad my mate forgave me. The other story was in the same class, but we had a different teacher, (just hope that they never talked). The teacher hadn't turned up on time, so the class was just sitting and talking. I thought it would be funny to turn the gas tap on and light it. There was an 8ft flame shooting across the room. It almost cooked a few peoples lunches. I just managed to turn the tap off as the teacher opened the door. I'm sure she saw something, but she didn't say anything! There was also the guy who was made uncouncious (Sp). Where you make the person hyperventilate, then hold their breath, then push on the chest cavity. People were punching / kicking the guy to wake him up. eventually he came round, and said he didn't feel a thing. There were plenty of other great things that happened. I just can't think of any of hand.
so i was sitting there in math class sophmore year of high school TRYING to stay awake cause the guy teaching was fairly boring, when all of a sudden somethin hits my foot and i hear contained laughter accross the room, i look down and there it is, a monster sized condom filled with juice or water ( i couldnt really tell ) just sitting there wobbling around under my desk so i look back where the contained laughter was heard and i hear "roll it back" so i gave it a little nudge and it rolled its way back to them and they proceeded to do it to other people and were getting mixxed reactions. This ALL going on under the teachers nose. ahhhhhh, i miss those days
My funny school moments are the sort that are absolutely hilarious to me and my mates, but bore the socks off people or confuse them when told to others because they are 'you had to be there' moments.
Moving a teachers mini into the longjump sandpit We had this new teacher from Liverpool, so at the end of the last week we took the wheels off his car and left it sitting on bricks with a little note stuck on the windscreen "Feel at home yet?" Wrapping one of the mobile buildings in toilet paper. Science lessons - with the teacher out of the lab, we would get a washing up bowl, fill it with water and some fairy liquid, attach a pipe to a gas outlet, put the end of the pipe in the water mixture, turn on the gas... ooo pretty bubbles... turn off the gas, stand back and throw a match into the bowl... you can guess what happens , it left a big black mark of the ceiling of the lab the first time we did it, and the second time we didn't notice there was planets hanging from the ceiling so mars caught fire. Got upto quite a few crazy things, broken several windows, and nearly burnt the school down a few times
I think everyone has tried that at one time or another , one time in Physics someone did it behind me and it must've been really close, I swear it singed a few hairs on the back of my neck Anyway, a few more tales... One chemistry lesson a lot of people were having the usual 'splint bonfire' running alongside their experiment, but in doing so my mate Paul found all the splints had been burned, and needed something else to light his bunsen. So he grabs a thick wad of the teachers paper without her noticing, and goes to the otherside of the classrom to light it. He walks back across the classroom, but of course 50 sheets of A4 burns way faster than wood....the flames get closer to his fingers so he starts to walk faster, fanning the flames more so bigger chunks start falling off the wad. At this point the teacher notices and starts screaming 'PUT OUT THE FIRE! PAUL! NOO!' and going mental, and Paul drops the burning mass into the sink, and uses a textbook to swat out the other stuff thats caught fire on the desk from the bits of flaming paper falling off..... Then there was the time a guy called greg shouted 'rich! your blazer! its on fire!' at rtt, who with a really shocked look on his face immediately took of his blazer and threw it to the ground, only to look a bit sheepish when he realised it wasn't really on fire.. Then theres the whole 'Harry's temper tantrums' (thats harry from the fairly recent photoshop thread ) which have involved kicking a door in at school because someone locked him outside, throwing a big sellotape dispenser at us only for the bottom to break open and chunks of the concrete inside it to go flying everywhere (the chemistry teacher was really puzzled at where there seemed to be gravel all over the lab), or lying on the floor repeatedly kicking and screaming at this guy in year 11 who'd shoved him over... Then there's the time Ben (vivid on these forums ) chased a guy called Andy a long way down this road with a chunk of dog poo on a stick, screaming 'eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr doggy poos' at him. And Ben also once decided it would be funy to glue a door in one of the technology rooms shut with a load of wood glue Aah I will miss all this daft stuff that at the time seems incredibly amusing once I go to Uni (or do silly/funny things done by people just get more extreme at uni? )
Funnies one I did was; We were all sat in a classroom at break except this one kid (baggy he used to be call IIRC), anyway there is a chair at the back of the classroom with a slightly wonky legs, with much effort we managed to wiggle it back and forth to the state that its was only just hanging on. We then swapped it for baggys chair taking care to make sure he could just sit on it and not have to pull it out from under the desk or anything. So every one was back sat waiting for him (including the teacher), he arrives about 2 mins late (runs in), everyone is just waiting for him to sit down (ohh the tension). Walks straight to his chair sits on it and it just dissintigrated the leg came flying off and slid about 15ft across the room. The whole class (and the teacher) were laughing for ages, cries of baggy you fat ****, and "he's only gone and snapped the leg off".
